A long time ago when the world wide web was new, Harvard had a website where their students could all discuss the Classics, etc, and so I went on the Harvard website and I started teaching the Harvard students about Shakespeare, and about Machiavelli, and about Aristophanes, and Aristotle, and about Sophocles, etc. I just did it for fun, I was bored and alone, and I was surrounded by uneducated people, I did not have anyone around me to discuss Shakespeare with, etc, so I discussed Shakespeare with the Harvard Students, etc, much as we do here on Elba.
So then a funny thing happened, when I tried to start my movie production company I received job applications from Harvard Students, the Harvard Students wanted to work for my production company. It was the most fascinating feeling for me to have Harvard Students who would accept me as their Boss. The Best and the Brightest wanted to work for my company. If I ever get my company going I plan to hire some of the Harvard graduates.
One job for the Harvard Students right now would be to save Playboy Magazine, and to bring back the Playboy Channel, Universal can buy Playboy and they can hire some Harvard Students from National Lampoon, and they can hire Barbi Benton to help, and they can save Playboy. The new shows for the Playboy Channel can be filmed right on the Studio Lot at Universal Studios, and one show that they can have is the Slocum Westerns, which is a series of Western novels with Love Scenes, Hef loved the Slocum Westerns.
Anyhow, I teach for free everyday on the world wide web. A fantasy of mine would be to live like Aristotle in Greece and have a great library and good wine and good food, and lots of beautiful young female muses, and just study, and teach, and learn, and wonder, and write, etc. Rome is nice too, but it is not secluded like a Greek Island. Maybe the Island of Elba would be nice.
I would gladly teach, and I hope to teach people with my poetry, and with my movies, and with my television shows, etc. We will see what happens.
And I have a lot of respect for the teachers, I love teachers and they are some of my favorite people.
Salute,
Tony V.