My name, Bart Oilcan, and professional credentials, including my PhD dissertation on eel migration, are all matters of public record. A brief search is likely to find some photos of the hovercraft our research team used in our fieldwork on north Atlantic eel species. Peer review was especially harsh, as some rival marine zoologists claimed (falsely) that some of the eels, rather than migrating, basically hitched a ride in the hovercraft. Our documentation showed that the hovercraft was never, as one Hungarian skeptic put it, "full of eels."
