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Re: News in General
« Reply #8505 on: May 10, 2024, 04:23:37 AM »

Since Australians eat with their faces directly in the trough, a knife ban should not affect dinner manners at all.

Are you still allowed letter openers? Can you be trusted that far?
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« Reply #8506 on: May 10, 2024, 05:49:29 AM »

Since Australians eat with their faces directly in the trough, a knife ban should not affect dinner manners at all.

Are you still allowed letter openers? Can you be trusted that far?

Think you'd need a good excuse and be able to do some very fast talking if you were to fail the wand test and be found to be carrying a 6" long metal letter opener on your person.
Cops would likely say "weapon" and assist you into the "dog box" on the back of their truck and cart you off to the police cells.
I'd hate the "dog box" and the police cells, so I'm very careful how I move around society, what I say and what I carry on my person, in by bag and in my car.
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« Reply #8507 on: May 10, 2024, 06:49:02 AM »

You should be moved around strapped to a cart with a bite muzzle strapped to you or not at all, Bambi.

You cannot even be trusted with nail clippers.
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« Reply #8508 on: May 10, 2024, 03:49:54 PM »

They have a new cream out for Vitalego, which is white spots on the skin, I have suffered from it since I was a teen, it is harmless but looks bad and may scare the women away as they may think it is something dirty and dangerous, it is great they have a cure for it now so that the teens of today do not have to experience the negative aspect that I experienced. It is too late to help me, but it can help the teens of today. For me it is not bad, and it does not bother me anymore.

And I hate all of the crime, and we all have to own guns in America, luckily Anaheim is nice, but it is still dangerous, and the trains are dangerous, etc. Sometimes I think it would be nice just to go live on an island in Greece where they have zero crime, and I tried to move to Rome where they are all good Catholics. Malibu is nice, but you need gates, and cameras, and dogs, and a gun, etc. And Spielberg has Body Guards here in Santa Monica. Brando bought an island in Tahiti, but I like Greece better, and I would go live like Aristotle, I could read, and study, and teach, and write, and make films, etc, Rome has Cinecitta, etc. And I went to Cannes, and Cannes is nice, I would not mind living in Cannes, and I could make movies at the Victorine studios in Nice, France. I am completely repelled by crime and violence at this point in my life, I do not even like the new stupid movies where they just fight and kill people for 2 hours, there is no entertainment in watching violence. I would rather watch a good Romance, or a good comedy, and if there is violence then it must be a good movie like "Spartacus" and "Braveheart" and "Patton," and "Once Upon a Time in America, " etc. Anyhow I am impressed more by kindness and good deeds at this point in life, and there is no thrill in violence at this point. And at the end, there is Leisure World in Laguna Beach where people retire to die, they drink champagne and eat strawberries by the swimming pool, and they have great food, and they ride horses on the beach at night, it is where the rich people go to die.

And we need to invest more money into the Peace Corps. And I support Kiwanis, and the United Nations, and UNICEF, and Pope Francis, etc.

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Re: News in General
« Reply #8509 on: May 10, 2024, 05:04:07 PM »

Michael Jackson had vitalgo.
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« Reply #8510 on: May 10, 2024, 07:48:39 PM »

Michael Jackson had vitalgo.

Yes, he made the ailment famous.

My Mother met Michael Jackson here in Hollywood, she worked for a company named Applied Entertainment, and Sequoia Creative, and they made King Kong for Universal Studios, and they made the Conan the Barbarian set at Universal, etc, and they built the stage set for Michael Jackson for his world tour, and Michael used to come to her work and he used to watch the progress of his stage set and he would give them his input, etc, she said he was a nice guy, she liked him, she said he was kind and down to earth. It is too bad that he had so many problems.

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« Reply #8511 on: May 10, 2024, 08:43:17 PM »

Team bambu attended Michael's concert in Sydney.
It was great. "Happy wife, happy life" (within reason, of course).
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« Reply #8512 on: May 10, 2024, 08:58:56 PM »



Forum management know where I'm from...they're computer experts.
You can't get emails ending in .com.au if you're not from the land of the kangaroos.

Nonsense.  Anyone, in about 90% of the world's nations, can set up an account with an VPN server.  And get a foreign IP address and email.

And "forum management" here is not a computer expert by the remotest stretch of imagination.  If the site owner ever emerges from hiding, I would be happy to offer my services.  I could eliminate spam, future spam accounts, SSL certificate problems, and apostrophe/non-AASCI character glitches in about an hour.   And guide the owner to switching us to https, instead of http.  Maybe bring a few locked out members back, of interested.
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« Reply #8513 on: May 10, 2024, 09:41:34 PM »



Forum management know where I'm from...they're computer experts.
You can't get emails ending in .com.au if you're not from the land of the kangaroos.

Nonsense.  Anyone, in about 90% of the world's nations, can set up an account with an VPN server.  And get a foreign IP address and email.

And "forum management" here is not a computer expert by the remotest stretch of imagination.  If the site owner ever emerges from hiding, I would be happy to offer my services.  I could eliminate spam, future spam accounts, SSL certificate problems, and apostrophe/non-AASCI character glitches in about an hour.   And guide the owner to switching us to https, instead of http.  Maybe bring a few locked out members back, of interested.
Oiled(Barton) is an expert you understand. Through his many part time jobs he once delivered Chipotle to Hillary while she set up a private server.
You may have read about that.
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« Reply #8514 on: May 11, 2024, 01:01:46 AM »

You on the other hand are a tiny and worthless flaccid penis, Red.

Your headstone will read Here lies a tiny and worthless flaccid penis for you to piss on.

Now you have something to look forward to and to give your life some meaning.
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« Reply #8515 on: May 11, 2024, 08:21:17 AM »



Forum management know where I'm from...they're computer experts.
You can't get emails ending in .com.au if you're not from the land of the kangaroos.

Nonsense.  Anyone, in about 90% of the world's nations, can set up an account with an VPN server.  And get a foreign IP address and email.

And "forum management" here is not a computer expert by the remotest stretch of imagination.  If the site owner ever emerges from hiding, I would be happy to offer my services.  I could eliminate spam, future spam accounts, SSL certificate problems, and apostrophe/non-AASCI character glitches in about an hour.   And guide the owner to switching us to https, instead of http.  Maybe bring a few locked out members back, of interested.
Oiled(Barton) is an expert you understand. Through his many part time jobs he once delivered Chipotle to Hillary while she set up a private server.
You may have read about that.
One of his part time jobs involved covering the death of Charles Hughes four years before he was born.
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« Reply #8516 on: May 11, 2024, 08:22:29 AM »



Forum management know where I'm from...they're computer experts.
You can't get emails ending in .com.au if you're not from the land of the kangaroos.

Nonsense.  Anyone, in about 90% of the world's nations, can set up an account with an VPN server.  And get a foreign IP address and email.

And "forum management" here is not a computer expert by the remotest stretch of imagination.  If the site owner ever emerges from hiding, I would be happy to offer my services.  I could eliminate spam, future spam accounts, SSL certificate problems, and apostrophe/non-AASCI character glitches in about an hour.   And guide the owner to switching us to https, instead of http.  Maybe bring a few locked out members back, of interested.
I think liq is like the Deist conception of God. We are on our own.
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« Reply #8517 on: May 11, 2024, 05:50:21 PM »

I had a dad, big and tall
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« Reply #8518 on: May 12, 2024, 02:20:35 AM »

Sam Rubin of the KTLA Channel 5 News died yesterday, he did the entertainment news, and he covered the Oscars, etc. He also did the news for Australia.

Channel 5 was owned by Gene Autry, who also owned the Angels, and he used to show the Angel games on Channel 5. They also had the Twilight Zone at Midnight, they had great programming.

It is sad about Sam Rubin dying, he was still young.

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« Reply #8519 on: May 12, 2024, 06:16:39 PM »

Stormy is actually very beautiful, Trump certainly has good taste in women. Stormy is like the Lady In Red bringing down John Dillinger, Trump is every bit a gangster, Trump even shook down our allies for protection money when he was president.

And do not fly on Boeing planes, instead fly on the French planes. Then in the future Lockheed can build new faster and quieter planes in the Antelope Valley, like the Concordes only faster and quieter. Lockheed is working on new planes at NASA at Edwards right now, they can build the planes of the future in the Antelope Valley.

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