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barton

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Re: Comedy
« Reply #30 on: June 12, 2020, 12:46:43 PM »

A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied in a loud voice: " NO I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"

The guy then responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... THAT'S TOO MUCH!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The guy whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".
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Re: Comedy
« Reply #32 on: August 10, 2020, 05:59:50 PM »

A cowboy walked into a bar and ordered a whiskey. When the bartender delivered the drink, the cowboy asked, "Where is everybody?"

The bartender replied, "They've gone to the hanging."

"Hanging? Who are they hanging?"

"Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied.

"What kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asked.

"Well," said the bartender, "he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes."

"Weird guy," said the cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?"

"Rustling," said the bartender.
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Re: Comedy
« Reply #33 on: October 10, 2020, 12:01:40 PM »

Redstateward walked into a bar in Dublin, Ohio, sat down and started drinking beer.

He would finish his beer, pull out his wallet and look at a picture of his wife, order another beer, take out his wallet and looks at a picture of his wife.

He repeated this several times until finally the bartender asked him, "Why is that after you finish a beer you take out your wallet and look at a picture of your wife?"

And Red said,  "As soon as she starts looking better to me, I'm going home."
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