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Author Topic: Comedy  (Read 327 times)

liquidsilver

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Comedy
« on: July 30, 2018, 11:59:56 AM »

Hear a funny joke? Tell it here.
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FlyingVProd

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Re: Comedy
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2018, 05:30:44 PM »

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?






A head banger. 

Salute,

Tony V.
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Bart

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Re: Comedy
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2018, 09:37:23 AM »

1st woman: Hi! Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

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bodiddley

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Re: Comedy
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2018, 11:33:09 AM »

I hope I can die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather ... not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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bodiddley

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Re: Comedy
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2018, 11:34:07 AM »

I was raised an only child . . .
which really irritated my sister.
« Last Edit: August 02, 2018, 05:36:24 PM by bodiddley »
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Bart

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Re: Comedy
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2018, 11:51:27 AM »

Two guys walk into a bar.   A third guy says,  "wow,  that must have hurt! "

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