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Holly Martins
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Re: Comedy
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Reply #90 on:
August 21, 2022, 01:48:42 PM »
There are 10 sorts of people, those that understand binary, and those that do not.
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Holly Martins
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Re: Comedy
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Reply #91 on:
September 09, 2022, 01:19:29 PM »
Deja vu?
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josh
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Re: Comedy
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Reply #92 on:
October 06, 2022, 04:14:37 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2XTGteritE
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The day Richard Nixon failed to answer that subpoena is the day he was subject to impeachment because he took the power from Congress over the impeachment process away from Congress, and he became the judge and jury." ~Lindsey Graham
Holly Martins
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Re: Comedy
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Reply #93 on:
October 06, 2022, 06:03:06 PM »
😂
Bullseye!
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Holly Martins
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Re: Comedy
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Reply #94 on:
October 27, 2022, 11:53:46 AM »
Trevor N on Dr. Oz and other current topics
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trevor-noah-mehmet-oz-debate_n_635a382ae4b01c1b94e2931b
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Oilcandide
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Re: Comedy
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Reply #95 on:
December 18, 2022, 05:44:22 PM »
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/12/17/elon-musk-twitter-overkill/
Alexandra Petei has so precisely and humorously captured my feelings about Musk and other inanity mongers like TFG.
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
Oilcandide
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Re: Comedy
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Reply #96 on:
February 17, 2023, 03:38:32 PM »
Orion's belt is a big waist of space.
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
Hairy Lime
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Re: Comedy
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Reply #97 on:
February 17, 2023, 04:23:10 PM »
Orion's belt at first glance,
Seems to cover a mighty expanse.
But a belt in the sky
Leaves me wondering why
No mention is made of the pants.
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Who does this treachery? I shout with bleeding hand.
Oilcandide
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Re: Comedy
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Reply #98 on:
February 17, 2023, 06:01:07 PM »
I give that limerick... three stars.
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
Oilcandide
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Re: Comedy
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Reply #99 on:
September 26, 2023, 03:11:23 PM »
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/10/20/pets-allowed
IMHO the funniest article ever to appear in The New Yorker.
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
Oilcandide
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Re: Comedy
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Reply #100 on:
October 16, 2023, 11:05:53 AM »
A random memory...
My son went to see one of the last live performances George Carlin gave before he died.
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
Food for Thoth
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Re: Comedy
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Reply #101 on:
November 24, 2023, 01:36:12 PM »
https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-have-simulated-what-it-might-be-like-to-plunge-into-uranus
This only happens when an editor consciously chooses to look the other way.
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While one who sings with his tongue on fire
Gargles in the rat race choir
Bent out of shape from societys pliers
Cares not to come up any higher
But rather get you down in the hole
That hes in
Oilcandide
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Re: Comedy
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Reply #102 on:
February 04, 2024, 01:08:52 PM »
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer the other day.
I don't know what they were laced with, but I was tripping all day.
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
franhitjab
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March 08, 2024, 02:10:16 PM »
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March 08, 2024, 02:12:18 PM »
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