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oilcan

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Re: Comedy
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2018, 01:57:54 PM »

Doctor doctor! I broke my arm in three places. What should I do?

Stay out of those places!
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"History doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes. "

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« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2018, 11:50:27 AM »

I tell ya since i'm a kid women always gave me a hard time. My mother never breast fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.  Are you kiddin? My mother had morning sickness AFTER i was born.
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Re: Comedy
« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2018, 07:24:39 PM »

Hello,  you've reached the Incontinence Hotline.   Can you hold,  please?
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Re: Comedy
« Reply #19 on: November 13, 2018, 01:06:36 PM »

Sent to me from friend in Bristol UK....
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Re: Comedy
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2019, 12:52:29 PM »

RIP

Bob "Super Dave" Einstein

you were a head of your time

condolences Albert
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Re: Comedy
« Reply #21 on: January 19, 2019, 11:59:00 AM »

A couple went to a therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I help you with”
The man said, “Will you watch us have sex?” The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have sex,” and charged them $50.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?”

“We’re not trying to find out anything,” the husband replied.  "She’s married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50…and I get $43 back from Medicare."
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Re: Comedy
« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2019, 12:05:52 AM »

Pun enters a room and kills ten people.

Pun in, ten dead.

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Salute,

Tony V.
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Re: Comedy
« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2019, 11:28:57 PM »

Hey, great thread. A way of spreading happiness.
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