Damn! Funny stuff. I liked not only the movie lifts (the Anne Hathaway reference with its built-in Shakespearean resonance) but the footnote regarding all authors named George. I accept the mystery, especially what may lie under Monsieur Simenon's skirts.
Or JK Rowling's retirement.
In any case, you've worked out some technical details of the Rowling theory in a careful way that impedes rational questioning, which is better than a lot of cracked pottery can manage. It is hoped the brewery truck will arrive before I develop a coherent critique.