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Question: What is the best show of the most anticipated new shows this fall?
Pushing Daisies
Private Practice
Bionic Woman
Chuck
Dirty Sexy Money
Back to You
Big Shots
Cane
Journeyman
Samantha Who?
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« Reply #1335 on: June 24, 2008, 10:48:46 AM »

The following George Carlin quotes may or may not contain one that has a bearing on his present situation:


Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

If a cop stops you, gives you a breathalyzer test, and tells you that you are legally intoxicated, then what's the problem?



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