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Question: What is the best show of the most anticipated new shows this fall?
Pushing Daisies
Private Practice
Bionic Woman
Dirty Sexy Money
Back to You
Big Shots
Samantha Who?

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« Reply #1335 on: June 24, 2008, 10:48:46 AM »

The following George Carlin quotes may or may not contain one that has a bearing on his present situation:

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

If a cop stops you, gives you a breathalyzer test, and tells you that you are legally intoxicated, then what's the problem?


"Nothing more foolish than a man chasing his hat!"
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