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« Reply #1065 on: June 15, 2007, 10:28:15 AM »

Fusby was not amused.  His experiments (which took up much more of his time than working as a tv repair man or a plumber) had resulted in hairy specimans, unlike this charlatan, whats-his-name, and his iguana-like, near naked skinned
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« Reply #1066 on: June 15, 2007, 10:34:50 AM »

lab assistant Igor, who seemed to have a penchant for lecturing Dr. Zayus incessantly.

"But Dr. Zayus," he argued, "Why clone such dreadful human beings as Junior Boudreaux (the one from Breaux Bridge who lives in camoflauge) and the bestial Puglover?"
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« Reply #1067 on: June 15, 2007, 10:46:12 AM »

"Simple," said Dr. Zayus, "the traits that make some dreadful also happen to be highly adaptive and help the species survive.  If you remove all that is obnoxious and repellent from the genome, you will have a species that is too good and gentle for this world."
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« Reply #1068 on: June 15, 2007, 10:52:25 AM »

Just at that moment, Charlotte the gimpy stripper stumped in, gaily attired in a costume of her own design consisting of dyed egret feathers and aligator skin.

"Ah, here is one of my most successful experiments to date!" cried Dr. Zayus, deftly cleaning himself as he spoke.
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« Reply #1069 on: June 15, 2007, 11:00:51 AM »

As his prehensile tongue traveled farther and farther south, Dr. Zayus eyes grew more and more distant, and it seemed his train of thought would be lost.  But then...
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« Reply #1070 on: June 15, 2007, 11:07:12 AM »

...there was a deafening crash and...
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« Reply #1071 on: June 15, 2007, 11:19:45 AM »

a squirrel on the rampage attacked Igor...

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« Reply #1072 on: June 15, 2007, 11:21:28 AM »

who fell, screaming, into the giant vat of mentholated deep heating rub....
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« Reply #1073 on: June 15, 2007, 11:56:40 AM »

What emerged from that vat was no longer near-naked skinned Igor but a shinier, shinier than your hiney, bright blue apparition, which on closer inspection (which was tough considering the fumes)
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« Reply #1074 on: June 15, 2007, 12:03:40 PM »

"I'll git dat sucka wit dis crutch," cried Charlotte, as she beat the rampaging squirrel to a bloody pulp...
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« Reply #1075 on: June 15, 2007, 12:14:27 PM »

This left a rather soiled Charlotte, bright blue (smelly) and bloody-red, which prompted
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« Reply #1076 on: June 15, 2007, 12:34:38 PM »

a large elephant with a massive erection
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« Reply #1077 on: June 15, 2007, 12:46:07 PM »

treated to week at the Canyon Ranch Spa, run by
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« Reply #1078 on: June 15, 2007, 12:46:52 PM »

three midget wrestlers and a guy named Moe
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« Reply #1079 on: June 15, 2007, 12:53:03 PM »

Now Moe, he was so So-Cal that he was a characiture of himself.

"DOOD! I am like, so done with El-Lay!" he said as he brushed aside a stray lock of hair.  "I am just so OVER it!"
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