Barton, I think the cleaner way to do it in terms of jobs and activities is to take those things one is prohibited to do under the influence of alcohol and extend them to any altered state. This would cover operating vehicles, heavy machinery, firearms, performing surgeries, presiding over courts, and many other things besides.
The pregnancy and parenting issue is much harder to figure out.
There is no downside in Biden calling trump a useless piece of shit, a murderous bastard, and Putin’s sticky sock puppet to his face during Tuesday’s debate.