A secular country with Christians in it. Who made it secular? Christians. Why? To avoid religious wars and persecutions between and beyond the various sects. They took their cues from Free and Independent Masons, among others.
God is punishing you Bambi and your whole benighted country. When Oz is fully burnt out, China won’t want much to do with it, but at least the world will have somewhere to store its garbage. Instead of convicts, we’ll be sending plastics, nuke waste, solvents, and pesticides - the main ingredients of future Australian cuisine.