Susan Collins is carefully considering getting a candy bar for an afternoon snack today. She has gone on record to say that she has studied the implications for her future health, blood sugar levels, pancreatic function, and risk of onset of Type II diabetes, as well as balancing that with the short-term stimulus of theobromine (the ingredient of chocolate that makes you happy) and rush of endorphins. Various media watchdogs and pundits are speculating that she will drop money into the machine around 3 pm, pull the lever, and then leave the candy bar sitting there so that other people may decide its ultimate fate.
Mitt Romney, once again championing moderation and caution, plans on eating an oatmeal raisin cookie, and nurtures hopes that both parties will eventually rally around it, opening up a civil discourse on future snacking.