On the issue of drinking bleach...
Where I am from, out in the desert, they had Boys Ranches, which were homes where Boys went who had problems and who were removed from their homes and placed in Boys Ranches. I had family members who managed Boys Ranches, and my Mother used to cut hair for the Boys, etc, and a lot of the Boys from the Boys Ranches were my friends. But, those guys had a lot of problems, and I had friends who committed suicide and stuff, and one of my friends committed suicide by drinking bleach.
Do not drink bleach, it will kill you.
Salute,
Tony V.