Interesting article, Banks. It's funny, the Repubes aren't this soft on other crimes committed by young men.
Re: vomit stories....
Rum and coke convinced me that liquour was not my best friend. Also Wild Turkey (death in a bottle, IMVO). Alcohol is basically a carcinogenic poison, but our culture has marinated for so long in it that it's going to be one of the rites of passage for a long time. Especially since the leading rival, pot, doesn't seem to drive a person to exciting misadventures quite so much. Pot is more "I stayed in the dorm and drew a sketch of the cat. It's fur was alive with moonbeams." I do like beer. Or as the other "Bart" would put it, I LIKE BEER. Stout, especially. A tasty sourdough bread in a bottle, basically.
I do recommend everyone go see "The Trump Prophecy," if for nothing else to have a chance to see the most inbred people in your area gathered in a room. The cranial circumferences will be smaller, I promise you.