Well you're certainly a genius at hiding it.
lol
When taking[with mrs bambu] my 9 yr old great nephew and his slightly elder sister on the rainforest metal skywalk a few years ago in far nth Qld, it started to rain...from my backpack I took umbrellas for all...having assessed from the clouds in the distance that I should stop and buy some umbrellas before we got to the skywalk.
As I handed out the umbrellas I said to the kids: "I'm a genius, for having these umbrellas so we don't get drowned".
The boy said: "You're not a genius".
The lady behind us, who was getting soaked, said; "I think he is".