https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/letter-of-recommendation-for-a-basic-male-mfa-applicant
No wonder I didn't do very well at school...all that is basically 'double dutch' to me.
I could never write essays/anything more than a few lines really.
I never read 'the serious novels'...I could never understand them or remember much in them a few hours later.
If the said Timothy can do all that he deserves a degree.
The professor's recommendation letter is 'unbelievable', how can anyone write like that.
Guess that's why he's a professor.
Yes, that probably explains your school performance.
Among other things it explains.
School was mostly a waste of time.
Having been forced to attend finishing school on Sat mornings, by the time I left school my english grammar was not too bad, and my basic maths ok too...and I passed a bank's entrance exam.
Totally unprepared for the workforce...I struggled for several years.
Then I got a lot smarter...
"I can't write letters, but other people can, so I'll copy from them".I copied any and every letter I could....letters I received outside the workforce, and seen within the workforce...into my folders they went.
Why spend money going to letter-writing school.
The professor's letter above would've been captured for all time.
Words, phrases, paragraphs...look how well bambu can write letters [as long as no one steals his folders]...no worries, had copies of folders at home also.
Successful people usually dress well, speak well, groom well, have good style.
Moral of the story;
Wanna be successful, copy from successful people.Men are usually judged by what type of car they drive, what they look like...and where they live. [and how much money they have].
Simples!