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« Reply #4200 on: August 15, 2017, 10:09:54 AM »

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well .........?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38" DD bust, 24" waist and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room, everybody says, "Oh My God."




Four priests are sitting on a park bench.

The First priest says, "We should all confess our most grievous sins to each other. That way, if something happens to any of us, we are all prepared to meet the Lord."

The others agree, and the second priest says, "Well, I'm a terrible gambler. Been taking the church coffers down to the track and betting the ponies with it. I feel so ashamed."

The others say, "Don't worry. The Lord will forgive."

The third priest says, "Well, I'm a terrible drunk. I'll even say an extra Mass just to get another cup of wine. I really need help and the Lord's forgiveness."

The others say, "Don't worry. The Lord will forgive."

The fourth priest says, "Well, I, uh...I'm a terrible sex addict! I get all the girlie magazines and I watch porn and I've seen prostitutes, even. I hope Jesus will understand and forgive."

The others say, "Don't worry. The Lord will forgive."

Finally, everyone turned back to the first priest and said, "This was your idea. And we all feel better having confessed our most grievous sins to each other. What is YOUR most grievous sin, Father?"

The first priest replied, "Oh, me? I'm a terrible gossip!"
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« Reply #4201 on: August 17, 2017, 04:27:11 AM »

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well .........?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38" DD bust, 24" waist and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room, everybody says, "Oh My God."




Four priests are sitting on a park bench.

The First priest says, "We should all confess our most grievous sins to each other. That way, if something happens to any of us, we are all prepared to meet the Lord."

The others agree, and the second priest says, "Well, I'm a terrible gambler. Been taking the church coffers down to the track and betting the ponies with it. I feel so ashamed."

The others say, "Don't worry. The Lord will forgive."

The third priest says, "Well, I'm a terrible drunk. I'll even say an extra Mass just to get another cup of wine. I really need help and the Lord's forgiveness."

The others say, "Don't worry. The Lord will forgive."

The fourth priest says, "Well, I, uh...I'm a terrible sex addict! I get all the girlie magazines and I watch porn and I've seen prostitutes, even. I hope Jesus will understand and forgive."

The others say, "Don't worry. The Lord will forgive."

Finally, everyone turned back to the first priest and said, "This was your idea. And we all feel better having confessed our most grievous sins to each other. What is YOUR most grievous sin, Father?"

The first priest replied, "Oh, me? I'm a terrible gossip!"

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