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This, from an NYT article on Steve Bannon, made me laugh:

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As a filmmaker, Mr. Bannon, 63, has cited both the Nazi propagandist Leni Riefenstahl and the left-wing documentarian Michael Moore as models. In top physical shape as a young Navy officer, and for years wearing the banker’s uniform of expensive suits, Mr. Bannon has in recent years sported flannel shirts and cargo pants. With a paunch and a sometimes scraggly beard, Mr. Bannon has a rugged look that Stephen Colbert described as “Robert Redford dredged from a river.”

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« Reply #980 on: February 17, 2017, 12:49:45 PM »

One for the "Be careful what you wish for" file.*

Last night Stephen Colbert's monologue was dedicated to Donald Trump's diatribe yesterday day.

It's the band storming off stage (disconcerting) to have to say that the oldest axiom of comedy has come crashing down.

"It's funny because it's true."

is now

"It's not funny, because it's true!"

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Have you ever met someone with half the eyebrows Nicholson had?
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« Reply #981 on: February 21, 2017, 10:49:55 AM »

Still true...

Still not funny.
 
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« Reply #982 on: February 22, 2017, 03:29:44 PM »

In re: Comedy, TV and Politics.

I had seen the interview with Milo Yiannopoulos on Real Time. I was not impressed. Which was pretty much the whole point as far as Bill Maher was concerned. Which is pretty much the point of him being on HBO. They don't have to worry about losing sponsors, who is going to disconnect their HBO subscription because of some guest Bill Maher has on? The same people who can believe it what happened in Sweden at the same time.

As to Yia... He's not endorsing pedophilia he's endorsing NAMBLA at the most... Which is enough to get him kicked out of a GOPAC with a hearty "Wait for me back at the hotel!" from a number of the members. He's asserting the "Lolito" defense in that a 13 year old boy is old enough to know that he has a crush on an older man and they ought to be able to indulge their lusts.

If you are a snot nosed brat who everyone is touting as brilliant, your Narcissus is going to bloom. You will believe you can say any half baked idea that comes into your mind. You won't take the time to think through to the parameters of your initial flash of brill.

And if you hit fame at his age, you don't won't believe that Andy Warhol was an optimist. Milo will now spend the rest of his life as a "was famous for being infamous." Even Sarah Palin has disappeared, when was the last time anyone even heard from Michelle Bachman? How about Boy George? Billy Idol? Gary Hart was 6 inches from being POTUS, now he wouldn't even make a Taboola list!

I predict that Milo will reinvent himself as a lefty. He'll "discover" that both sides are humorless haters, so he might as well be liked by the left. If only because there is joy in their laughter as opposed to the ridicule in "conservative" laughter.

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« Reply #983 on: March 06, 2017, 09:34:23 PM »

Letterman interview in NY Magazine.

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Monty Clare: You send that many, don't forget one thing.
RMLevine: What?
Monty Clare: A good supply of body bags.
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