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« Reply #978 on: November 15, 2016, 01:44:30 PM »

It was funnier the first time.
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« Reply #979 on: November 28, 2016, 12:30:35 PM »

This, from an NYT article on Steve Bannon, made me laugh:

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As a filmmaker, Mr. Bannon, 63, has cited both the Nazi propagandist Leni Riefenstahl and the left-wing documentarian Michael Moore as models. In top physical shape as a young Navy officer, and for years wearing the banker’s uniform of expensive suits, Mr. Bannon has in recent years sported flannel shirts and cargo pants. With a paunch and a sometimes scraggly beard, Mr. Bannon has a rugged look that Stephen Colbert described as “Robert Redford dredged from a river.”

Perfect!

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« Reply #980 on: February 17, 2017, 12:49:45 PM »

One for the "Be careful what you wish for" file.*

Last night Stephen Colbert's monologue was dedicated to Donald Trump's diatribe yesterday day.

It's the band storming off stage (disconcerting) to have to say that the oldest axiom of comedy has come crashing down.

"It's funny because it's true."

is now

"It's not funny, because it's true!"

* What I wish for is for this to somehow recraft itself into a joke.


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« Reply #981 on: February 21, 2017, 10:49:55 AM »

Still true...

Still not funny.
 
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« Reply #982 on: February 22, 2017, 03:29:44 PM »

In re: Comedy, TV and Politics.

I had seen the interview with Milo Yiannopoulos on Real Time. I was not impressed. Which was pretty much the whole point as far as Bill Maher was concerned. Which is pretty much the point of him being on HBO. They don't have to worry about losing sponsors, who is going to disconnect their HBO subscription because of some guest Bill Maher has on? The same people who can believe it what happened in Sweden at the same time.

As to Yia... He's not endorsing pedophilia he's endorsing NAMBLA at the most... Which is enough to get him kicked out of a GOPAC with a hearty "Wait for me back at the hotel!" from a number of the members. He's asserting the "Lolito" defense in that a 13 year old boy is old enough to know that he has a crush on an older man and they ought to be able to indulge their lusts.

If you are a snot nosed brat who everyone is touting as brilliant, your Narcissus is going to bloom. You will believe you can say any half baked idea that comes into your mind. You won't take the time to think through to the parameters of your initial flash of brill.

And if you hit fame at his age, you don't won't believe that Andy Warhol was an optimist. Milo will now spend the rest of his life as a "was famous for being infamous." Even Sarah Palin has disappeared, when was the last time anyone even heard from Michelle Bachman? How about Boy George? Billy Idol? Gary Hart was 6 inches from being POTUS, now he wouldn't even make a Taboola list!

I predict that Milo will reinvent himself as a lefty. He'll "discover" that both sides are humorless haters, so he might as well be liked by the left. If only because there is joy in their laughter as opposed to the ridicule in "conservative" laughter.

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« Reply #983 on: March 06, 2017, 09:34:23 PM »

Letterman interview in NY Magazine.

http://www.vulture.com/2017/03/david-letterman-in-conversation.html
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« Reply #984 on: March 27, 2017, 11:29:05 AM »

New Word:

Righth

It's almost "Rightish."

Perfect for the Post Truth America.


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« Reply #985 on: April 03, 2017, 10:40:43 PM »

A guy walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Trump and Cruz sitting over there?"

The Bartender answers, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing here?"

Cruz answers, "We are planning World War III."

The guy replies, "What will happen?"

Trump answers, "We are going to kill one hundred and forty million Muslims, and one Blonde with big tits."

The guy exclaimed, "A Blonde with big tits, why a Blonde with big tits?!?"

Trump turns to Cruz and says, "See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the one hundred and forty million Muslims."

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« Reply #986 on: April 05, 2017, 08:28:39 AM »

That's a good joke. I told the hell out of that joke.

Here's something that is not exactly a joke.

It seems to me that the drug companies have flat out run out of names for their drugs.

It was becoming clear with Anusol. Which is some sort of rectal rectifier.  They can pronounce it an U sol all they want. We can see that it's Anus oil.

I see the new one. Xyzal... why didn't they go all the way and call it xyzab?  And then don't bother me with the made up pronunciation. Just say X Y Z ab.

How about the OIC med Movantik. Do they think we won't know that they are saying Move a shit? Do they give a shit?

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« Reply #987 on: April 05, 2017, 09:35:26 AM »

Listen, I don't mind that drinking a martini kicks my ass.

What I don't think is fair is that the next day it reminds me that my head was up there at the time!

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« Reply #988 on: April 06, 2017, 02:48:07 PM »


I could use a Don Rickles right now, calling this hockey puck a bedpan with teeth!

I look forward to a tribute from Triumph the insult comic smigeldog!

Rickels was in some truly awful... well mostly everything that had Don Rickels in it was truly awful. It shows to go you He wasn't even in this!

No but seriously. As unfunny as he was, you couldn't help but laugh, sometimes. And you had to respect that he had his shtick and he shtuck to it! And it was all his.

I could say "There'll never be another like him." But the truth is that there is at least one just like him on every elementary school playground in the world!

I'll miss you Don. Even though I thought you were dead, last three times I saw you I could have sworn you were already dead, and that was after your act!

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« Reply #989 on: April 06, 2017, 03:11:57 PM »

Fuck

Rickles is dead?

He was great.

A legend.

I remember buying his first comedy album in '68 or '69, and listening and cracking up for hours to his riffs.

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