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« Reply #990 on: April 06, 2017, 05:08:19 PM »

Say hello to Frank, Don.
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« Reply #991 on: April 06, 2017, 05:40:14 PM »

This guy was hitting the mini-bar a bit too often:

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/mini-me-actor-verne-troyer-hospitalized-alcohol-addiction-article-1.3026012
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« Reply #992 on: April 16, 2017, 02:12:13 PM »

"I don't know why they say you're so dumb."

"Yeah, well I wouldn't brag about that, if I was you."

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« Reply #993 on: April 17, 2017, 11:07:00 AM »

Here's a headline that you want to be REALLY careful when you read it.

Especially if you're a guy with lazy reading skills and a very vivid, picture based, imagination.

You have been warned:



Chris Christie Heads for the Door, Minus the Earlier Throngs


There's no way for the alternate reading to produce a pleasant picture.

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« Reply #994 on: April 28, 2017, 04:22:42 PM »

Does he go here? Does he go into music?

He's a clown.


You're going to say, "Wow! That was good!"


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« Reply #995 on: May 22, 2017, 11:25:23 AM »

Maybe if he tells them that there is only one letter separating Cosby from Crosby:
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/pennsylvania/amid-media-blitz-cosby-seeks-open-minded-jurors-in-emerald-city-of-pittsburgh-20170520.html?nlid=10794954&
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