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kidcarter8

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Re: National Football League
« Reply #3570 on: August 16, 2021, 11:39:10 PM »

Rather than actually make picks, Bank is famous for his, "I am thinking of going with....", "I am leaning towards......", etc.....

where he can (at least in his mind) take credit if it goes well and pass it off if it doesnt.

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Re: National Football League
« Reply #3571 on: August 17, 2021, 12:01:28 AM »

poor kid's lieing again

I generally pick 3-4 games a week, will tell you who I like, why I like them, and generally give a predicted score.

And I do ok ATS and o/u and generally have winning years.

And last year in the post-season pick'em I was 7-6 ATS (should been 9-4, on 2 backdoor covers) and 10-3 straight winners.

And all the picks are there with scores.

kid's a liar. 

Poor kid brags of his prowess, but always in other games or pools.

 But he never can quite match those boasts with actual results in Elba.

last year he was an incomprehensible 2-11.

And that followed a year where in picking a full slate he was around 47% (which is not terrible)

In 25 years of playing these games, dozens of contests in our small community, IIRC he won one suicide pool.

But he has never won a MLB, NFL, NCAA pick'em game, ATS or straight wins contest.

Kid throws darts and when pressed for reasons, can't back up his picks.

I've teased the poor dumb fuck, that he can't beat a fairly flipped coin.

And he can't

Take the coin.

Seriously take the coin.

kid's a moron.

25 years SSDD
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Re: National Football League
« Reply #3572 on: August 17, 2021, 12:03:12 AM »

I generally pick 3-4 games a week, games, will tell you who I like, why I like them, and generally give a predicted score.


Just scrolling back will show otherwise.

But nobody has that time.

I'd be thrilled if you did 4 exact scores a week.
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Re: National Football League
« Reply #3573 on: August 17, 2021, 12:12:24 AM »

I generally pick 3-4 games a week, games, will tell you who I like, why I like them, and generally give a predicted score.


Just scrolling back will show otherwise.

But nobody has that time.

I'd be thrilled if you did 4 exact scores a week.

Who the fuck cares about exact scores?

Do I get a cherry on top if I hit it exactly?

I don't need cherries.

I'm picking ATS. And sometimes o/u. and very rarely ML if I like a dog.

Going 2-11, you should be thrilled about winning 4 games any way you can.

keep on moving the goal posts kid

LMAO

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Re: National Football League
« Reply #3574 on: August 17, 2021, 12:17:09 AM »

Who the fuck cares about exact scores?


You just said - generally give a predicted score.

Doesn't matter to me what you do

Tell ya what - pick as many games as you want each week and I will match the number.

Not feeling it?  Put up nothing.

Any way you want to play it, pal.

And please - get in on the fun of IronMan, where with Daniel Jones as my QB for at least 8 weeks I vow to win the whole damn thing.



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Re: National Football League
« Reply #3575 on: August 17, 2021, 12:19:01 AM »


Doesn't matter to me what you do

Tell ya what - pick as many games as you want each week and I will match the number.

Two sentences which demonstrate just how false the first of the two is.

But the whole exchange back and forth illustrated it even more.
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« Reply #3576 on: August 17, 2021, 12:23:48 AM »

Who the fuck cares about exact scores?


You just said - generally give a predicted score.

Doesn't matter to me what you do

Tell ya what - pick as many games as you want each week and I will match the number.

Not feeling it?  Put up nothing.

Any way you want to play it, pal.

And please - get in on the fun of IronMan, where with Daniel Jones as my QB for at least 8 weeks I vow to win the whole damn thing.

Now its IronMan and Daniel Jones?

Good luck

Last year as I recall you were hot on Cam and I tried to talk you off of the Pats and the over (9-9 1/2).

I liked the under and I told you why.

How did that wager work out for you kid?

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Re: National Football League
« Reply #3577 on: August 17, 2021, 12:32:26 AM »

I still like Cam.  You?
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« Reply #3578 on: August 17, 2021, 01:18:26 AM »

I still like Cam.  You?

No. Not at all. I think as a quarterback, he makes a good paperweight.
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Re: National Football League
« Reply #3579 on: August 17, 2021, 11:53:20 AM »

Who needs a preseason? banks and kiid are already in mid-season form.
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« Reply #3580 on: August 17, 2021, 12:07:26 PM »

Yep

Including Banks eluding direct questioning

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Re: National Football League
« Reply #3581 on: August 17, 2021, 12:46:46 PM »

Lmao

Kid the one thing you do well is avoid answering a direct question.

You had a tough time answering whether you wore a mask. 

You equivocated for weeks.

This latest dodge is just a dodge and distract from the truth about your pick 'em prowess and your empty boasts.

Ask me anything you like and I'll give you an honest and no BS answer.

As I always have.

You fucking moron.
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Re: National Football League
« Reply #3582 on: August 17, 2021, 01:06:12 PM »

Tim Tebow is now available (again)!!

Who should sign him?
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« Reply #3583 on: August 17, 2021, 01:07:44 PM »

Tim Tebow is now available (again)!!

Who should sign him?
Westboro Baptist.
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« Reply #3584 on: August 17, 2021, 01:11:59 PM »

Tim Tebow is now available (again)!!


Lets go!!!!
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