EVENTUAL 2019-2020 NATIONAL CHAMPION MICHIGAN STATE 27, Western Michigan 3
I do not care if it includes sacks and a couple of snaps over the quarterback’s head. – 73 rushing yards is impressive. On the other hand, there is a real chance that any team that scores two touchdowns on us will beat us. Because defense does not win championships, teams do. And a one winged bird won’t fly. We need Eventual 2019 Heisman Trophy Winner Brian Lewerke to start living up to the hype. Namely, my hype as set forth in the previous sentence.
Army 24, Meatchicken 21
Is this wishful thinking? Fuck yes it is wishful thinking. Can I come up with a rationale to cover for that? Maaaybe. They have a strong defense and a diverse and unique run game that can give a young defense fi… no, I cannot justify it. Meatchicken 35, Army 7.
THE 34, Cincinnati 17
I think Fields can handle the offense, though I think he needs to establish the longer passing game to free up the running game and help with pass protection. I was mainly interested in watching the Defense against the phallically helmeted Fihting Kiffins. And the defense looked pretty good until boredom set in. That is a problem; I have never warmed to the idea of turning it on and off in any sport, but particularly football.
Pennsylvania State 42, Buffalo 3
Assuming that is the Bulls and not the Bills…. PSU did what it needed to do against the FCS cupcake. The Bills look to be all run, and I do not think all run can take down a stronger team. Not 144 points, or whatever they put up when they vandalized Idaho, but more than enough their second of five straight opening cakewalks.
CelmSIN 37, The Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas 10
True fun fact: officially, the “A&M” now stands for… A&M. I think you need a balanced offense to take down Clemson – at least until their wins are vacated by the NCAA for recruiting violations - unless you are Indiana. Clemson cannot beat Indiana – and I think TAMU is too run dependent. Jennifer Lawrence looked a little off against Tech, but Etienne is a star.
Louisiana State 27, Texas 20
It is a little early to start with the obituaries for the dominance of God’s Conference. It is top heavy, to be sure, but the top is, well, heavy. I do like Texas and what Herman is doing there, but I think LSU Burrows through the ‘horn defense enough to pull one out for the conference.
Stanford 20, Southern California 10
Sorry troj, but that Stanford defense looked strong, especially for a true freshman who thought he was going to hold the clip board for a while. I realize Stanford may also be on their backup QB, but I think it matters more for SC.
Syracuse 23, Maryland 20
The dream is over, yankguy. Syracuse is the second best team in the South Atlantic League, I guess, but that is pretty feint praise. Nevertheless, they should be able to handle the Terps.
Minnesota 21, Fresno State 12
Mind you, sensible Minnesotans are in bed before this game kicks off. I am not sold on the Gophers, but I was unimpressed by the Raisins (I assume that is their name. Fresno State Gateway to Yosemites is too long) Saturday.
Colorado 24, Nebraska 13
I do not buy the Frostian hype. I think Nebraska is ordinary. Best player on the field is Shenault.
Brigham Young 23, Tennessee 21
I am only picking this game to dog pile on Tennessee. What a horrible, horrible loss Saturday. Horrible.
Washington 42, Cal 17
There are not a lot of quality intersectional games this week, so I am wrapping up with a couple of early season conference games.
Arkansas 10, Old Mississippi 5
A team that barely squeaked past a Neil Lomax-less Portland State v. a team that lost to a midling strong mid major. Wake me if it is ever over.