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Will all the Bowl games be played this year?

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Voting closed: October 22, 2020, 02:05:59 PM


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CaptainCargo

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Re: College Football
« Reply #2790 on: October 24, 2019, 12:06:26 PM »

“*,” funny whisk, Tlaw not Jlaw, bit of a stretch.

There are a lot of fans who are like “he’s awesum, but I just wish he’d cut that hair...”

I do not care, and fear how the gods of football might judge him.

JB,  remind the Tiger fans what happened to Samson when his hair was cut.


I had hair halfway down my back when I played. Never made me play better.
I still have hair all the way down my back. Top of my head, on the other hand....


I didn't want to have that old tired hippie look. Went back to farmer haircuts.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #2791 on: October 24, 2019, 12:07:29 PM »

El Capitan,  the job at Michigan that is in peril is the Offensive Play caller, OC.  He calls plays
Like he has no idea what play he may call next.  He reminds me of how Brian Kelly at ND used to call plays before he realized how bad he was at it.  In a nut shell, they try to figure out what MIGHT work for three quarters and then, finally, score two or three TD's in the 4th quarter.
I don't know if Harbaugh ever calls his own plays, but I think he better start.

Michigan is NOT getting anything close out of their offensive players. And they have some good ones. 

Note to Harbaugh:  wake up and call the plays!!!!!!

You could be right. But He's the Head Ball Coach. The axe could fall on his head, I think, if he has a 7-5 season. And he just might.

He is exactly what Michigan wants for their HC - one of their own!  He has a long future at Michigan as long as he doesn't do something to embarass the school.

They beat ND, The SpaTanPansies and the BuckNuts and all is well in Ann Arbor!

That's the flipside.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #2792 on: October 24, 2019, 12:37:57 PM »

I think Methchicken winds up with at least four losses this year, but I do not think he is in any danger of getting fired. His out is the NFL, if he wants it.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #2793 on: October 24, 2019, 03:40:39 PM »

Thursday 10/24 top 25


SMU. -14. at. Houston

I'll take the Ponies.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #2794 on: October 24, 2019, 08:20:20 PM »

The targeting rule sucks.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #2795 on: October 24, 2019, 08:21:25 PM »

Sucks sucks sucks.


It is the Grand Hoover of all rules.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #2796 on: October 25, 2019, 01:41:40 PM »

Sucks sucks sucks.


It is the Grand Hoover of all rules.


Did you feel the same way when the "flying wedge" was outlawed?

No, but my dad did.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #2797 on: October 26, 2019, 08:47:24 AM »

Saturday 10/26


Wisconsin +14.5  at  Ohio St

Appalachian State  -27.5  at   South Alabama

Iowa  -8  at  Northwestern

Oklahoma  -23.5  at  Kansas State

TCU  +1  vs  Texas

Auburn  +10.5  at   LSU

Minnesota  -16.5  vs  Maryland

Oklahoma State  +10.5  at  Iowa State

Penn State  -5  at  Michigan State

Arkansas  +31.5  at  Alabama

Arizona State  -3  at  UCLA

Clemson  -34.5  vs  Boston College

Michigan  -Pk-  vs  Notre Dame

Utah  -20,5  vs  California

Oregon  -14  vs  Washington  State







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Re: College Football
« Reply #2798 on: October 26, 2019, 10:11:02 AM »

Sucks sucks sucks.


It is the Grand Hoover of all rules.


Did you feel the same way when the "flying wedge" was outlawed?

No, but my dad did.

👌✌️


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« Reply #2799 on: October 26, 2019, 10:27:33 AM »

Saturday 10/26


Wisconsin +14.5  at  Ohio St

Appalachian State  -27.5  at   South Alabama

Iowa  -8  at  Northwestern

Oklahoma  -23.5  at  Kansas State

TCU  +1  vs  Texas

Auburn  +10.5  at   LSU

Minnesota  -16.5  vs  Maryland

Oklahoma State  +10.5  at  Iowa State

Penn State  -5  at  Michigan State

Arkansas  +31.5  at  Alabama

Arizona State  -3  at  UCLA

Clemson  -34.5  vs  Boston College

Michigan  -Pk-  vs  Notre Dame

Utah  -20,5  vs  California

Oregon  -14  vs  Washington  State


OSU, S. Alabama, Northwestern, K. St, Tejas, Auburn, Maryland, Iowa St, Penn St, Bama, Zona St, Clemson, ND, Cal, Wash St
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Re: College Football
« Reply #2800 on: October 26, 2019, 02:41:15 PM »

Chase Young is not half bad.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #2801 on: October 26, 2019, 03:22:14 PM »

So, Chase Young is the best player in the country as tOSU puts on dominating performance over a fierce WISCO squad.

Wow.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #2802 on: October 26, 2019, 03:23:40 PM »

Opioid CHUD breaking it down with laser insight post-game.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #2803 on: October 26, 2019, 03:43:09 PM »

Oklahoma goes down. CFB is weird.

Jealous snark aside, THE, which officially goes to 10 - 0, was dominant offensively and defensively over a very good defensive team.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #2804 on: October 26, 2019, 04:19:40 PM »

I didn't want to have that old tired hippie look. Went back to farmer haircuts.

I think he meant the actual hair growing on his back.  That or he has not trimmed his ear hair in some time.
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