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Will all the Bowl games be played this year?

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jbottle

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Re: College Football
« Reply #2760 on: October 19, 2019, 04:37:11 PM »
We rolled up 600 yds. on LOU with 2-3 turnovers and idiot ESPN talking pr!cks are saying, idk, if a one-loss WISCO beats tOSU could the Committee...??

Idiots, it’s like watching Vitale cover a Duke game and all he says is “at the next level,” just shut the fuck up and call the game and maybe give some props to the team that has you so distracted in a blowout that you are just noiseing off about hypothetical bullshit mid-season.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #2761 on: October 19, 2019, 04:51:43 PM »
And, oh, my character bought a 15-pack of Keystone Light for $10, but this time it was me, knowingly, like a Tyler Durden kind of thingy I’m having trouble distinguishing fiction from reality and vice-versa...
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Re: College Football
« Reply #2762 on: October 19, 2019, 06:29:23 PM »
Quote from: jbottle on October 19, 2019, 04:37:11 PM
We rolled up 600 yds. on LOU with 2-3 turnovers and idiot ESPN talking pr!cks are saying, idk, if a one-loss WISCO beats tOSU could the Committee...??

Idiots, it’s like watching Vitale cover a Duke game and all he says is “at the next level,” just shut the fuck up and call the game and maybe give some props to the team that has you so distracted in a blowout that you are just noiseing off about hypothetical bullshit mid-season.

LOL
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Re: College Football
« Reply #2763 on: October 19, 2019, 08:23:45 PM »
Giving NCAA a try.  Man - zebras just as bad there.   Michigan getting hosed early.

Harbaugh should have established the hammer early on 4th and 1 at Penn State 48 - but punted....
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Re: College Football
« Reply #2764 on: October 19, 2019, 09:43:51 PM »
Welcome to the hit list sh!tlist hotseat...
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Re: College Football
« Reply #2765 on: October 19, 2019, 09:51:51 PM »
And the “whiteout” is one of the dumbest things to me, but no doubt it’s legit.  It just seems so “white.”
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Re: College Football
« Reply #2766 on: October 19, 2019, 10:06:49 PM »
I’ll take the “turnover chain” any day, not that the two are on equal footing, it’s just the South vs. Yankees, respek, tOSU, etc., I don’t know why I hate it...

Don’t know if I told y’all this though on the college football front, my BIL went with his boys to the A&M game opener and said they couldn’t buy a beer, he said it was nuts how generous their fans were, like thanks for showing up in Texas, your money no good, I was like fuk, good job TX.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #2767 on: October 19, 2019, 10:18:34 PM »
Quote from: Hairy Lime on October 19, 2019, 03:56:51 PM
Just goes to show you how strong and deep the Big Whatever is, when even a bottom dweller is dangerous enough to take out a top team.

Channeling my inner Paul Finebaum....

I would say it was a classic trap game, but would not think the Illini capable of trapping grease.

5000 yard rusher fumbles up 9 with 7 minutes left

Then idiot coach puts ball in the air with 2 minutes left

Cant make it up
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Re: College Football
« Reply #2768 on: October 19, 2019, 11:02:02 PM »
And you don’t need to...that’s reality...

You could make it up but WISCO actually got beaten by the best team on the field that day.

Illini, not a good football team.

There are reasons you don’t have to make up how the BCS works, but I’ll leave that to people who make sh!t up so they don’t have to believe reality...

Newsflash:  Wisconsin is not good.  Again and again and again.

Did I make that up??
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Re: College Football
« Reply #2769 on: October 19, 2019, 11:47:17 PM »
Dude, your guys were a blatant missed defensive holding on a 2 point conversion away from losing to North Carolina, and playoff irrelevance.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #2770 on: October 20, 2019, 03:45:18 PM »
The top four teams in the new AP Poll
all have more than 1400 total poll points,  the closest
cluster of top teams this year.

Alabama  (1486)
LSU         (1462)
tOSU       (1429)
Clemson  (1409)

Clemson, the preseason number one, has dropped four spots without  a loss.  Notre Dame,in 1971, fell from preseason #1 to 8 without a loss then was beaten twice by the end of the season and finished 13.

Joe Burrow has broken LSU’s single season passing touchdown record in just seven games

Illinois was a 30.5 point underdog and beat Wisconsin the largest point spread upset in the B1G since 1982.

Minnesota sits atop the B1G West at 7-0 and ranked 17th in the AP Poll.  After Maryland this week its schedule gets a lot tougher.
Home to Penn State, on the road to Iowa and Northwestern, then
home against Wisconsin.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #2771 on: October 20, 2019, 04:07:26 PM »
Quote from: Hairy Lime on October 19, 2019, 11:47:17 PM
Dude, your guys were a blatant missed defensive holding on a 2 point conversion away from losing to North Carolina, and playoff irrelevance.

I never heard anyone mention a defensive hold, give me a break, and it’s always like this, UNC is well-coached and beat a COCK team that beat UGGA, they also lost to AppSt so struggle with motivation/adrenaline against lesser opponents, but you have to win close games or you may be gone.

If we lose to Wake, who may be worse than ILL, we are done, but WISCO you can never believe they hype, like you said not really a trap game, sometimes there’s a “tell,” like maybe they’re not that fucking good, and us eking our vs. a top 40 team is irrelevant to that argument.

Remember when tOSU got BLOWN OUT by Purdue?

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Re: College Football
« Reply #2772 on: October 20, 2019, 04:08:18 PM »
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« Reply #2773 on: October 21, 2019, 10:48:49 AM »
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Re: College Football
« Reply #2774 on: October 21, 2019, 12:02:30 PM »
I didn't lose a single game I bet on.
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