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Will all the Bowl games be played this year?

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Re: College Football
« Reply #3180 on: December 04, 2019, 11:18:22 PM »

The quality of a cake is judged by how it tastes, not by how much it costs.

The quality of a conference is judged by parity, balance and competitiveness, not by how much one team wins.
The MAC is by that rule the best Conference.

And.the ACC the worst.

You stupid stupid man
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Re: College Football
« Reply #3181 on: December 05, 2019, 09:04:25 AM »

No one SHOULD expect ThE SiameseStupidTwins to understand anything about anything.

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Oh, I understand. You are a stupid stupid man who has made a stupid stupid assertion solely because of your hatred of the Big 10 and Ohio State. You stupid stupid man.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #3182 on: December 05, 2019, 02:36:11 PM »

Ding-Ding-Ding, wrong again. No surprise there.

YankGuy made an assertion about the ACC being "awful" and I replied to yankguy.
Yes, and you being a stupid stupid man made a stupid stupid argument.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #3183 on: December 05, 2019, 07:23:20 PM »

I'd be shocked if a team that lost to both Louisville and Miami gave Clemson a workout for more than a quarter. While I don't usually participate in the "your conference sucks" silliness that goes on here, for all the garbage that's thrown at Big 10 here (which I recognize is mostly just trash-talking directed at Red/ESPN2), the awfulness of the ACC is surprisingly never discussed.

Agreed, they are really bad. This year.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #3184 on: December 05, 2019, 07:25:15 PM »

Methchicken versus Alabama would be the feature.game in my personal Hell.

I would pay to watch that game.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #3185 on: December 05, 2019, 07:29:10 PM »

Rule changes for player safety:
Flying wedge.....outlawed
3 guys trying to break the snapper's  neck on punts....outlawed
Offensive lineman high-low double team, chop-chop.....outlawed (we don't want these delicate DL men hurt)
Crack-back blocks by wideouts....outlawed
Hitting the punter when he is defenseless....outlawed
Hitting the QB after the ball is thrown....outlawed
Targetting the head of defenseless receivers....outlawed
All ten players on the same side for an on-side kick....outlawed

All good rules for player safety

Needed:  pushing and aiding the runner....should be outlawed like it once was.
And quicker whistles by officials.  The NFL officials are much quicker than the college ones in blowing the play dead.


The targeting rule sucks as it exists right now. The 'defenseless' receiver rule is moronic. Wanna be safe don't play football, it's a man's game. Well, it used to be a man's game.

But opinions vary my friend.

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Re: College Football
« Reply #3186 on: December 05, 2019, 10:45:35 PM »

One of my favorites was the forearm shiver loved using it, way more effective than the head slap. Jack Tatum was the guy I emulated growing up. I chopped the heads off 100 chickens at the end of every summer. They tasted great. Bite me Burger King.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #3190 on: December 06, 2019, 12:28:21 PM »

Maybe the Commander and Chief can reverse his leaders on their decision to drop the 4 letters from the West Point banner, or have them adopt four others, MAGA.

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Re: College Football
« Reply #3191 on: December 06, 2019, 12:31:46 PM »

I haven't been keeping up with College ball, but its time to engage, so whats the rationale for dicking Utah and keeping them out of the big dance?
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Re: College Football
« Reply #3192 on: December 06, 2019, 12:36:37 PM »

Conference stuff.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #3193 on: December 06, 2019, 12:37:10 PM »

I haven't been keeping up with College ball, but its time to engage, so whats the rationale for dicking Utah and keeping them out of the big dance?
They havenít.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #3194 on: December 06, 2019, 01:01:25 PM »

I know they haven't dicked Utah yet, I'm just wondering the rationale for dicking them. Too many cupcakes in the PAC, strength of frosting. etc.

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