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Re: College Football
« Reply #4335 on: November 06, 2021, 06:26:40 PM »

13 minutes left - up ten

Purdue should have gone for it on 4th and goal from the 7.  (actually could have run the ball on third - knowing they were going on 4th)

They have just set themselves up to lose 35-34.  Nicely done.
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« Reply #4336 on: November 06, 2021, 07:11:57 PM »

Sheesh.
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« Reply #4337 on: November 06, 2021, 07:13:16 PM »

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« Reply #4338 on: November 06, 2021, 07:19:23 PM »

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« Reply #4339 on: November 09, 2021, 11:45:35 AM »

EVENTUAL 2021 2022 NATIONAL CHAMPION MICHIGAN STATE 34, Maryland 17

Sure, we gave up 500 yards in the ir and 40 points to a team with a middling passing attack that had scored 13 points in half its 8 games. Sure that would worry a lesser man, and might give cause when going up against a Maryland team with a decent quarterback, or at least decently familied quarterback. But I am not a lesser man, and MD is giving up about 150 a game on the ground. We run Eventual 2021 Heisman Trophy Winner III around, through and over them all day. Anyway, one silver lining in the Purducken loss is fewer people are assuming the Louisiana State Seminary of Learning and Military Academy, or as it is more commonly known LSSLMMA, is going to throw unlimited money at Tucker.

The 45, Purducken 13

Can PU crush the dreams of three top 5ish teams in one year? No. The has an elite offense with multiple big play options and an improving defense. It will come down to the PU offense and, last week notwithstanding, I just do not see enough offense there,

the Pennsylvania State University 27, Meatchicken 21

They are really, really really going to regret that Illinois loss. I think they are a good team, and with Clifford being back and healthy, I think they have enough offense to support their strong defense. I still think being stout against the run can thwart the Meatchicken offense, provided you have a decent pass defense which we apparently do not.

Our Lady of the Perpetual Tie 33, Virginia 28

OLotPT is on the skirts of the playoffs, and there is enough chance of chaos for them to get in, so they better lose soon. Well, it would be grimly amusing to watch them go up against that Georgia defense, but I would rather take a pass on that. Anyway, they keep winning without being great, but there are a lot of teams you can say that about this year, and a couple of them are likely to be in the playoffs.

Georgia 31, Tennessee 14

I am calling it. Someone is getting a garbage time second touchdown against Georgia before the end of the year, and it might as well be the Vols.

Oklahoma 35, Baylor 17

Baylor has been a fast turn around, but I have gone from thinking the Rattler lead Sooners are going to lose twice and miss the playoffs to thinking the Williams lead Sooners will go unbeaten and make the playoffs.

ClemSIN 42, Yukon 3

If your offense cannot get right against UConn, your offense cannot get right period.

Oregon 35, Washington State 17

Wazzou will take their shot, but this is not the week the lucky Ducks suck enough to lose their second game.

Wisconsin 23, Northwestern 13

Wisconsin is winning the Big However Many West, just as everyone predicted at the start of the year. What a long strange trip it has been, though. But they are back where they belong, back truckin on with a good defense and a bad offense. That bad offense will not matter this week.

Auburn 31, Ole Mississippi State 24

I have said this before, but the Mississippi schools get a lot of love simply for being in God apostrophe s Conference. Picking Auburn is a crap shoot, since the odds are fairly strong that their quarterback will have a flatly awful game. But the Home Bo Nix is the Good Bo Nix. Generally.

Texas A and M 42, Old Mississippi 30

I have said this before, and I think fairly recently, the but Mississippi schools get a lot of love simply for being in God apostrophe s Conference. I think the TAMU defense can corral the Old Mississippi offense.

Minnesota 24, Iowa 17

I am not sure how you remain ranked after losing to Bowling Green and Illinois in the same year, but Minnesota is not only ranked, it is ranked above a two loss Iowa that beat PSU. Still, Iowa has no offense to speak of, so Minnesota just needs to hold on to the ball and tough it out.

Pittsburgh 49, North Carolina 42

Again, I am done with picking UNC to do anything.

University of Soutb]hern California 31, California 13

Boy the Trojans season is broken beyond measure, but then Cal lost to Tucson Prep so this one is within USC s reach.

Woke Forrest 42, North Carolina State 38

Losing to that other Carolina school probably takes Woke out of the playoffs anyway. They still have the South Atlantic League title to play for since losing to in conference UNC was actually losing OOC. I like the Woke offense, although they could be better at running back.

Colby 31, Bowdoin 17

The Fighting Chamberlains* came within a point of Mastering Bates last week, but the Mules are a different matter.

Alabama 45, New Mexico State 3

I thought this sort of game in God apostrophe s Conference was reserved for the penultimate week of the season. Anyway, here for the sake of completion, I might as well get to the other playoff possibilities.

Cincinnati 27, University of South Florida 13

Cinci needs to run up the score on some of these teams, because they are not going to be beating anyone of note, especially with the Ponies spitting the bit the last two weeks. And by the way I have been to Tampa and it is not SOUTH Florida. I am calling Bull on this.

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Re: College Football
« Reply #4340 on: November 09, 2021, 02:55:10 PM »

Let's send congrats to Rutgers for the B1G win. Many had picked Michigan to win it all, but there is pandemonium in Piscataway, today!

https://www.onthebanks.com/2021/11/7/22768757/rutgers-field-hockey-wins-big-ten-championship-michigan-tayla-parkes-meredith-civico-kerrie-burns
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« Reply #4341 on: November 09, 2021, 03:50:53 PM »

Let's send congrats to Rutgers for the B1G win. Many had picked Michigan to win it all, but there is pandemonium in Piscataway, today!

https://www.onthebanks.com/2021/11/7/22768757/rutgers-field-hockey-wins-big-ten-championship-michigan-tayla-parkes-meredith-civico-kerrie-burns
Any loss in any sport by Meatchicken warms the cockles of my heart.
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« Reply #4342 on: November 10, 2021, 05:30:11 PM »

Well, Meatchicken ranks ahead of Meatchicken State:

The Michigan-Michigan State discussion really started last week, CFP selection committee chair Gary Barta told reporters Tuesday night.  I would just summarize that the committee went back and forth and, really, the consensus was that Michigan was probably a more complete team.

https://www.mlive.com/wolverines/2021/11/why-the-college-football-playoff-committee-ranked-michigan-ahead-of-michigan-state.html
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« Reply #4343 on: November 10, 2021, 06:34:15 PM »

If we win out it will not matter.
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« Reply #4344 on: November 10, 2021, 07:21:48 PM »

If we win out it will not matter.

I think that whole committee thing is a scam

But that's because there's so much money involved.

And the sport is so corrupt

But do try winning out.
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« Reply #4345 on: November 11, 2021, 08:31:48 AM »

Why are we not surprised?

https://news.yahoo.com/georgia-football-star-adam-anderson-arrested-on-rape-charge-033151378.html

But. of course most CFB fans will only be concerned with how this may effect the betting odds.
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« Reply #4346 on: November 11, 2021, 09:19:40 PM »

Georgia 31, Tennessee 14

I am calling it. Someone is getting a garbage time second touchdown against Georgia before the end of the year, and it might as well be the Vols.



I would not be surprised to see the Vols score 14 points before halftime.


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« Reply #4347 on: November 14, 2021, 11:09:42 AM »

You were spot on in your evaluation Stevo. Nice job.

The Vols could have had 2 or even 3 more TDs if Hooker was a little more accurate. As I suspected the Georgia defense was a little raw in pass coverage. On the surface that would seem to be encouraging to other teams as apossible weakness they might exploit in future games. But I suspect all this game has done is make the Dawg defense a better unit. As there is nothing like like fire to season a young player.
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« Reply #4348 on: November 14, 2021, 12:16:28 PM »

You were spot on in your evaluation Stevo. Nice job.

The Vols could have had 2 or even 3 more TDs if Hooker was a little more accurate. As I suspected the Georgia defense was a little raw in pass coverage. On the surface that would seem to be encouraging to other teams as apossible weakness they might exploit in future games. But I suspect all this game has done is make the Dawg defense a better unit. As there is nothing like like fire to season a young player.
Well, Georgia has Charleston Southern and the Wreck left before the God apostrophe s Conference playoffs. They do not really need a fire.

I am pissed at your boys, though when they came out of the first quarter with 3 points and one embarrassingly bad fake field goal I figured they were fucked. But I had hope.

We need to get really healthy and much better in the secondary within the next week. We could barely stop Meatchicken and Maryland and did not stop Purducken at all. The has three eventual first round receivers - and I will bet at least one more on the bench - and I have no clue how we can cover them. Get in Strouds face, and pray I guess. And outscore them.

Hard to see a way out.of the Playoffs for Georgia, given their remaining schedule - they are in with one loss. Alabama, Oregon and the win out and they are in. (For the record, us too). But that last spot is interesting. Unbeaten Cinci? One loss Pure Prairie League champ? Two loss Alabama? The committee has never considered a two loss team the equal of a one loss team despite ample opportunity to do so (cf., The over PSU).
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« Reply #4349 on: November 15, 2021, 12:35:06 PM »

EVENTUAL 2021 2022 NATIONAL CHAMPION MICHIGAN STATE 34, Maryland 17

Sure, we gave up 500 yards in the ir and 40 points to a team with a middling passing attack that had scored 13 points in half its 8 games. Sure that would worry a lesser man, and might give cause when going up against a Maryland team with a decent quarterback, or at least decently familied quarterback. But I am not a lesser man, and MD is giving up about 150 a game on the ground. We run Eventual 2021 Heisman Trophy Winner III around, through and over them all day. Anyway, one silver lining in the Purducken loss is fewer people are assuming the Louisiana State Seminary of Learning and Military Academy, or as it is more commonly known LSSLMMA, is going to throw unlimited money at Tucker.

The 45, Purducken 13

Can PU crush the dreams of three top 5ish teams in one year? No. The has an elite offense with multiple big play options and an improving defense. It will come down to the PU offense and, last week notwithstanding, I just do not see enough offense there,

the Pennsylvania State University 27, Meatchicken 21

They are really, really really going to regret that Illinois loss. I think they are a good team, and with Clifford being back and healthy, I think they have enough offense to support their strong defense. I still think being stout against the run can thwart the Meatchicken offense, provided you have a decent pass defense which we apparently do not.

Our Lady of the Perpetual Tie 33, Virginia 28

OLotPT is on the skirts of the playoffs, and there is enough chance of chaos for them to get in, so they better lose soon. Well, it would be grimly amusing to watch them go up against that Georgia defense, but I would rather take a pass on that. Anyway, they keep winning without being great, but there are a lot of teams you can say that about this year, and a couple of them are likely to be in the playoffs.

Georgia 31, Tennessee 14

I am calling it. Someone is getting a garbage time second touchdown against Georgia before the end of the year, and it might as well be the Vols.

Oklahoma 35, Baylor 17

Baylor has been a fast turn around, but I have gone from thinking the Rattler lead Sooners are going to lose twice and miss the playoffs to thinking the Williams lead Sooners will go unbeaten and make the playoffs.

ClemSIN 42, Yukon 3

If your offense cannot get right against UConn, your offense cannot get right period.

Oregon 35, Washington State 17

Wazzou will take their shot, but this is not the week the lucky Ducks suck enough to lose their second game.

Wisconsin 23, Northwestern 13

Wisconsin is winning the Big However Many West, just as everyone predicted at the start of the year. What a long strange trip it has been, though. But they are back where they belong, back truckin on with a good defense and a bad offense. That bad offense will not matter this week.

Auburn 31, Ole Mississippi State 24

I have said this before, but the Mississippi schools get a lot of love simply for being in God apostrophe s Conference. Picking Auburn is a crap shoot, since the odds are fairly strong that their quarterback will have a flatly awful game. But the Home Bo Nix is the Good Bo Nix. Generally.

Texas A and M 42, Old Mississippi 30

I have said this before, and I think fairly recently, the but Mississippi schools get a lot of love simply for being in God apostrophe s Conference. I think the TAMU defense can corral the Old Mississippi offense.

Minnesota 24, Iowa 17

I am not sure how you remain ranked after losing to Bowling Green and Illinois in the same year, but Minnesota is not only ranked, it is ranked above a two loss Iowa that beat PSU. Still, Iowa has no offense to speak of, so Minnesota just needs to hold on to the ball and tough it out.

Pittsburgh 49, North Carolina 42

Again, I am done with picking UNC to do anything.

University of Soutb]hern California 31, California 13

Boy the Trojans season is broken beyond measure, but then Cal lost to Tucson Prep so this one is within USC s reach.

Woke Forrest 42, North Carolina State 38

Losing to that other Carolina school probably takes Woke out of the playoffs anyway. They still have the South Atlantic League title to play for since losing to in conference UNC was actually losing OOC. I like the Woke offense, although they could be better at running back.

Colby 31, Bowdoin 17

The Fighting Chamberlains* came within a point of Mastering Bates last week, but the Mules are a different matter.

Alabama 45, New Mexico State 3

I thought this sort of game in God apostrophe s Conference was reserved for the penultimate week of the season. Anyway, here for the sake of completion, I might as well get to the other playoff possibilities.

Cincinnati 27, University of South Florida 13

Cinci needs to run up the score on some of these teams, because they are not going to be beating anyone of note, especially with the Ponies spitting the bit the last two weeks. And by the way I have been to Tampa and it is not SOUTH Florida. I am calling Bull on this.

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Colby's win over the Polar Bears was a bit cheesey
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