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Re: College Football
« Reply #4965 on: November 09, 2024, 07:58:41 PM »

Well..... wow.
I know. I thought Bowdoin would at least hang with the bland cheese product.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #4966 on: November 09, 2024, 11:14:15 PM »

Talk about cheese product, LSU limburger. Peeeeeeeuuuu!
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Re: College Football
« Reply #4967 on: November 10, 2024, 07:57:04 AM »

Switching between games, I kept going back to Army v NT and thinking, Army got the ball back! Didn't score the last time. It was only this morning I realized... IT WAS THE SAME FUCKING DRIVE. They had the ball 9n 9ne drive for nearly 14 minutes. 13:54, to be precise, 28 minutes real time. That will suck the soul out of a defense.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #4968 on: November 10, 2024, 06:17:54 PM »

Doing okay all things considered Deej. Hope you are doing well. I have to admit that the stroke took three or four rounds out of the big dog. Hopefully I've got a couple more seasons left in me. Fell down the steps a couple of times the last few weeks. Now they won't let me go anywhere by myself. That sucks.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #4969 on: November 10, 2024, 06:19:46 PM »

Switching between games, I kept going back to Army v NT and thinking, Army got the ball back! Didn't score the last time. It was only this morning I realized... IT WAS THE SAME FUCKING DRIVE. They had the ball 9n 9ne drive for nearly 14 minutes. 13:54, to be precise, 28 minutes real time. That will suck the soul out of a defense.


Sure will. Even worse if your offense comes back on and does a 3 and out.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #4970 on: November 11, 2024, 07:51:23 PM »

I can drive Deej, but they won't let me do that alone either. As everyone that knows me well, I really have a passion for football. Especially college football. Yeah it is even more mercenary than before. But, I'm a realist it's always been mercenary. Getting a little out of hand but eventually I believe that it will find some equilibrium in a couple of years. Definitely needs for some high level of legislation to step in and make some stabilizing laws and maybe push back a little on NIL rules as well as transfer rules.


But the games are still great. Been some really great games and some really hyped up ones that have turned into stinkers. Looking forward to some of the upcoming. Indiana against the Buckeyed for one. Tennessee vs Georgia for another. A Georgia loss means they are probably out of the playoffs.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #4971 on: November 12, 2024, 10:48:21 AM »

Sorry to hear about your health issues. Hope all goes well in your recovery. Stick around, post a little and I promise not to call you a forum Nazi. At least not until the playoffs start.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #4972 on: November 12, 2024, 10:54:00 AM »

Should I pull the USS STFU out of mothballs in case of a Pearl Harbor?
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« Reply #4973 on: November 12, 2024, 11:00:58 AM »

Should I pull the USS STFU out of mothballs in case of a Pearl Harbor?
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Re: College Football
« Reply #4974 on: November 14, 2024, 03:05:52 PM »

EVENTUAL 2025 2026 NATIONAL CHAMPION Michigan State 24, Illinois 13
All right, we really need this one to be bowl eligible. I mean, yes Purdue and Rutgers should get us to six, but I prefer seven. It has been a brutal stretch of games since mid September. Chiles is getting better with the turnovers, and Nick Marsh is in the conversation for the third or fourth best freshman Wide Receiver in CFB. I also like the way the man with too many names has been running the ball. Our biggest problem continues to be crossing the goal line. We will get there.

Games With Playoff Implications

Two of the unbeatens, Army and IU, are doing the Bye Bye Bye this week, so there are only two unbeatens at risk. Neither is particularly likely to be upset, but in order of possibility:

Oregon 38, Wisconsin 20
Oregon looks like the most complete team in the country. Being unbeaten kind of does that for you, of course. Wisky has had an uninspiring offense and has lost to every decent team they have played and are coming off of a smoking by Iowa. Still, the game is in Camp Randall, and that time zone jump has caught other teams.

BYU 42, Kansas 15
Wait. Kansas did what to Iowa State? Early in the year there were some who thought Kansas would be a low key threat in the Pure Prairie League, though I am not sure why. Hey have played thoroughly tough though, and it made me very happy to type those three words together, with only one loss by more than 6 points. Still, losses they were.

Then there are the games that impact the Conference Championship races, and/or the CFBP. Leving out the OOC cupcakes, Mercer? Seriously? and in order of importance and the possibility of an upset:

Georgia 23, Tennessee 21
This is seriously a homefield pick. I do not know what is wrong with the Georgia offense. Actually, I do, the QB is so so and the receivers fail to reach that standard. Also, they cannot run the ball. Or block. A third loss knocks Georgia out of the playoffs. A second really puts Tennessee on the brink, but there is a scenario where God Apostrophe S Conference has eight teams finish with two losses, and frankly that would absolutely make my year.

Texas 31, Arkansas 17
That two win scenario probably needs Texas to lose to Arkansas. Of course, Arky took down Tennessee and pushed TAMU to the brink so it is possible. Since resuming sporadic playing since 2003, Arky has taken ranked Texas teams down twice. Of historical note, it is the 55th anniversary of the White Supremacy Bowl, where Richard Nixon presented a plaque anointing the winner of the battle between two all white teams as The Number One College Football Team. Racist bastard. One more example of the Pennsylvania State University getting screwed by pollsters. Am I right cap?

South Carogoddamnedlina 28, Misery 13
I had written Misery off after their second loss, but there is a path for them, I think. Tie breaker scenarii get really strange in the Megaconference Era, since things like head to head or record against common opponents sort of flies out the window when too many teams do not play each other and split with the ones they do play. I think the God Apostrophe S Conference may come down to something like in conference winning percentage of the teams they beat. Anyway, not sure if Cook will be able to play for Misery, and I like SC run defense at home.

Colorado 31, Utah 20
Colorado is definitely getting into the Pure Prairie League Championship game, which gives them a punchers chance of getting into the CFBP. Nice going away present for future Dallas Cowboys head coach Deon Sanders. Utah should have beaten BYU last week, and yes, maybe a bad call on the penalty but you still let them drive 65 yards. Anyway, Utah is the second most disappointing team in college football this year, behind the Florida State. Well, third for me, but soul crushing disappointment is the one thing I totally expect from the CFB season.

Methodists * 31, Boston College 20
SMU looks like another team with a clear path to the Conference Championship game. BC could slow them down, after all they are one of the teams to take down the MSU juggernaught, and I do not think they are all that good, but they should win through.

Our Lady of the Perpetual Tie 35, Virginia 10
Lacking an in through a Conference Championship game, OLotPT needs to be playing the old Rankings game, win everything by as much as you can. If things go as I think they will, OLotPT will be facing some stiff competition for an at large. The balance of probabilities for me has them in with four teams each from God Apostrophe S Conference and the Big I Have Given Up Counting, and one each from the other Conference Champions, but there might well be an argument for a fifth GasC team, like say Georgia.

the Ohio State University 42, Northwestern 3
Or perhaps, though not this week, OLotPT could benefit from a second in conference loss by the. If the loses again and does not make the BIHGUC Championship for that Oregon rematch, they put themselves in a real bind. That IU game next week is going to be key. I have seen nothing from NW to make me think they belong on the same field with the.

the Pennsylvania State University 34, Purdue 10
Actually, the game should not be this close. But the the PSU offense seems to be unable to get over the hump and post big numbers. Discounting Kent, they are scoring right around 30 in their wins, and none of the teams they have played are that good. So, 34.

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the Kansas State University 27, the Arizona State University 24
The Arizona State has been a pretty big surprise for me this year. The KSU has been just what I expected them to be, good enough to win about 8 or 9 games, and just mediocre enough that you are not surprised when they lose to a team like Houston. Both teams need Colorado to slip up to be playoff relevant, but that the ASU game next week against BYU is a sneaky risky game for BYU.

the Iowa State University 24, Cincinnati 15
Technically, the ISU is in a three way tie with the KSU and the ASU, but the ISU just lost to Kansas. I am pretty sure it is written into the CFBP rules that you cannot lose to Kansas and make the playoffs.

ClemSIN 27, Pitt 20
ClemSIN probably needs the U to lose again, I admit to not knowing precisely how the Atlantic [sic]  Coast Conference tie breakers work, but overall record with the Georgia loss is probably high up.

University of California* 21, Nebraska 13
Winning out for Bowl Eligibility is not what trojanhorse had in mind when he shelled out the big booster bucks to bring in Lincoln Riley. Yet, that is what they are doing. Fun fact, USC has held a fourth quarter lead in every game they have lost this year. Well, not fun for them, but you get the picture.

Rutgers 6, Maryland 5
Words cannot express my level of disinterest. Games like this make me question my commitment to picking games for the favorite team or alma mater of everyone who posts or used to post here. ClemSIN for jbott, Maryland for yankguy, PSU for cap, USC for trojanhorse, Whoever is playing the for dj. But picking Maryland games is getting soul crushing.

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Re: College Football
« Reply #4975 on: November 16, 2024, 05:38:54 PM »

Should I pull the USS STFU out of mothballs in case of a Pearl Harbor?
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« Reply #4976 on: November 18, 2024, 10:36:38 AM »

He pretty much keeps to the politics forum.
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« Reply #4977 on: November 19, 2024, 11:12:43 AM »

EVENTUAL 2025 2026 NATIONAL CHAMPION Michigan State University 37, Purdue 14
We need to win out to get to a bowl game, but our last two games have been late blow outs. Purdue has been bad all year, but the way my October and November have been going it would be my luck for them to pull it together Saturday. Fuck, we need this.

Oregon is off, but two of the remaining unbeatens are playing. Both are in pretty tough games, and the odds are Oregon will be the only unbeaten left standing by Sunday. In order of the possibility of the unbeaten going down:

Our Lady of the Perpetual Tie 27, Army 10
Army is locked into the AAC Championship game. OLotPT has a clear edge in talent, especially defensively, and should keep the Army ground only attack in check. Talent will tell, but I think Army can shorten the game and keep it relatively close. But not close enough to steal the game.

the Ohio State University 31, Indiana 21
Has Indiana benefited from a soft schedule? Oh my, yes. 6 and 5 Washington has been the best team they have played all year. But they have played hard, physical football on both sides of the ball all year, and all you can do is beat up the teams you are scheduled to play and they have beaten most of them hard. Part of me thinks that they have not seen anything like the physicality and speed, not to mention skill position talent, that the can bring. Another part of me sees a the team that has been sporadically unimpressive and can be had by a well coached, determined team. I think it is close for a while, but the wears Indiana down.

The rest of the games that impact the playoffs, in order of possible upsets.

the Arizona State University 27, Brigham Young 20
People have been sleeping on the ASU and Kenny Dillingham all year. Literally and figuratively. That is what comes from having to play your home games at 11 at night east coast time so that it is only in the upper 90s instead of One hundred and Holy Fuck is it hot degrees at game time. But they play sound defense and Skattebo, Leavitt and Tyson are a pretty good nucleus for the offense. I low key wish Leavitt had stuck around, even though I like what Chiles brings to the table.

Old Mississippi 31, Florida 14
Old Mississippi are really, really, REALLY going to regret that Kentucky loss, because it is likely that losing that game will knock them out of the CFBP. Well, and that loss to the LSU is not holding up all that well. In the Mexican Standoff of God Apostrophe S Conference two loss teams, they are Tuco. Florida is playing like they want Napier to stick around. Good on them. I would not be surprised if they made this a better game than my prediction indicates.

Colorado 35, Kansas 13
UK is fresh off destroying the Pure Prairie League chance for two playoff teams, as no PPL team has anything like the resume of the God Apostrophe S Conference two loss teams. They would love to scuttle Colorado also, but I think Colorado is going to the Championship, with only winless in Conference the other OSU left. By the way, if you flipped the Pure Prairie League standings, you would be mildly surprised at UCF, but otherwise the top teams would look like most people expected at the start of the year.

the Pennsylvania State University 27, Minnesota 6
The PSU has played roughly the same schedule as Indiana, except they have already played the. Well, and Illinois, which is now ranked. They are probably fortunate that they will not be in the Big I Have Given Up Counting Championship game. A one loss the PSU looks good for the playoffs, but a two loss team would be sunk against God Apostrophe S Conference two loss teams that have played much tougher schedules.

Alabama 35, Oklahoma 7
Barring an upset with the last game rivalries, there are six God Apostrophe S Conference teams fighting for probably four spots. Which means no slip ups allowed. Georgia and Alabama, of the two loss teams, have better resumes than the other four teams, slightly better than Old Mississippi and Tennessee, much better than whichever of the Texas teams loses next week. But they do need to take care of business. I am pretty sure this season is not what Oklahoma had in mind coming into the year. I think they may rethink the application of the Peter Principle come season end.

Texas 27, Kentucky 17
Texas A and M 37, Auburn 10

Texas has been a top ranked team ever since they beat Meatchicken, but that one win has looked less impressive week by week. At this point, their best win has been Vandy. A second loss would be a serious problem. TAMU already has two losses to very good teams, frankly no one wants to play with the Cocks right now, but they cannot afford a third. So next week, the fat is on the fire for these two teams. This week? Kentucky has had its moment in the sun, and Auburn hired Hugh Freeze. When you dance with the devil, he will fuck you eventually.

Methodist * 35, Virginia 10
U 35, WtFU 32

While SMU v U looks like Atlantic [sic] Conference Championship game, neither team is good enough to overlook the next two games. I think SMU has overachieved their actual production and the U has had too many nail biters to discount either team losing this week, even to mediocre teams.

the Boise State 38, Wy? 27
The Fightin Tater Tots are in the seat of the driver God I hate this site and its aversion to apostrophes in cut and pastes for that non power conference slot, and it would not be a total surprise if that wound up being the bye over the Pure Prairie League Champ.

Tennessee 42, Texas El Paso 14
They are really, really, REALLY going to regret that Arkansas loss, because it is likely that losing that game will knock them out of the CFBP. That the other loss is to Georgia slots them slightly ahead of Old Mississippi. They need to flex on the College of Mines and Metallurgy of the University of Texas this week to stand out of the crowded two loss teams. Smoking a Vandy team that beat Alabama next week would help.

Georgia 132, Mass 3
Georgia is done with God Apostrophe S Conference. It is a confusing mess for who gets into the Championship game, because there are likely to be five two loss teams, but not being in the playoffs may be better for Georgia. They have an impressive resume, not only for who they have beaten but who they have lost to. As nice as it would be to have the bye, avoiding that third loss is key.

North by Northwestern 20, Meatchicken 17
Bragging fodder for someone in the yankguy household over Thanksgiving dinner. Meatchicken will be firing their offensive coordinator on December 1, though it is not like he is the one who decided the team did not need a quarterback. In reality, I think what is happening to them this year is a result of the decision made by so many players to stick around one more year to win a Championship. Anyway, The Game is next week, and while it is always a tricky game for either team, Meatchicken probably needs this for bowl eligibility.

University of California * 32, University of California ** 27
This game should be played in the evening, the last regular season power conference game of the year, the culmination of a day of football from the OSU v Michigan through Oklahoma v Nebraska game to this one, while my father *** and I roast hot dogs in the fireplace. That it is not is everything wrong with modern college football. Now get off of my lawn!

Iowa 13, Maryland 9
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ClemSIN 47, Citadel 14
I am not sure ClemSIN is totally out of the playoff picture. The crushing Indiana might open up another slot, but I suspect that would go to one of the two loss God Apostrophe S Conference Teams. ClmSIN s hope is the is a realistic chance that one or both of the U and SMU lose one of their final two games and puts them in the Atlantic [sic] Conference Championship. But you know what is really going to kill their chances? Losing next week to South Carolina. Which they will.

Trinity 35, Mary Hardin, Mary Hardin-Baylor 27
Look, I am glad to see the Crusaders back in the D III Playoffs, but asking them to take on the Father, the Son AND the Holy Spirit is a bit much, even if the first two are homoousion.

John Caroll 31, Mount St. Joseph 24
The winner goes up against Mount Union, and while I am tempted to root for an All Mount Semi Final, the game is at Don Shula stadium, and the reminder that he is a JCU alum is the type of data point that drives my picks on games I do not know shit about.

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« Reply #4978 on: November 23, 2024, 06:27:23 PM »

So IU's first drive: 75 yards. Their last drive: 70 yards. Total offense for the game: 151 yards. Which means, for the rest of the game, 6 yards of offense. Granted, - 30 or so was on a botched punt snap, but still.

But you know, flexing on IU is pretty punk.
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« Reply #4979 on: November 23, 2024, 07:12:41 PM »

And what the fuck was Dillingham doing?
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