Oh, I see that’s when you went all epistemology and ontology on somebody’s ass, well, that ain’t illuminating anybody’s dumpster fire up in here, you feel me??
They get so precious and fragile in that faculty room somebody ought to take a flamethrower to it, I get how you feel Mr. Tibbs...
...just don’t teach when there might be a lesson in it for you...
...now you can stir that drink, CAPTAIN, but step away from the lectern and learn this:
Sometimes a pigskin is just a football, fuck, I think I’m all done here.