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Will all the Bowl games be played this year?

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Re: College Football
« Reply #4620 on: September 16, 2022, 01:39:42 PM »
Texas A and M 27, the Miami with Palm Trees 21

Pissed. I think that will be the word for TAMU this week. I doubt practices were much fun. Miami has played a SWAAC team, and a team that lost to Liberty, so this is their first real test. Despite the literal dog turd TAMU laid down Saturday, they are still a very talented team. I am interested to see how they rebound.


"Pissed", funny.

Because Jimbo Fisher has decided to pull out his Johnson in Miami. QB Max Johnson that is. Who IMO was his best option to start the season, but Fisher decided to go with King instead. A primetime game audience will see two of the more hyped head coaches out there. Johnson IMO is an underrated talent that hasn't hooked up with that OC that can bring out the best in him. Dickey is an excellent teacher and could be that guy. Prediction: Aggies 29 Canes 27.
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« Reply #4621 on: September 17, 2022, 03:02:23 PM »
I cannot wait for the early games to stop sucking.

Flipped to the NU OK game long enough to hear rhe announcers say, "Nebraska has had issues taciklng, but they are really tackling well today". And then watch the OK QB pinball 61 yards through the NU defense like a mobile Fat Albert.
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« Reply #4622 on: September 17, 2022, 03:27:06 PM »
Not sure who is worse, Nebraska or Northwestern.
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« Reply #4623 on: September 17, 2022, 05:21:51 PM »
Looks like Georgia has some work to do on its third string defense.
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« Reply #4624 on: September 17, 2022, 06:05:10 PM »
And the Purdue special teams coordinator should be skinned. Yes, it was a tricky tack unsportsmanlike conduct call (not knowing what was said) but that second call was inexcusable.
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« Reply #4625 on: September 17, 2022, 06:21:10 PM »
When did Bo Nix transfer back to Auburn?
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« Reply #4626 on: September 17, 2022, 07:11:29 PM »
Well, that was nice.
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« Reply #4627 on: September 17, 2022, 07:58:56 PM »
Thorne says, "Hey wait, where are you?!".
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« Reply #4628 on: September 17, 2022, 08:22:03 PM »
Well, at least 2 ain't 6.
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« Reply #4629 on: September 17, 2022, 10:47:36 PM »
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« Reply #4630 on: September 17, 2022, 11:35:44 PM »
We may have some defensive issues.
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« Reply #4631 on: September 17, 2022, 11:36:56 PM »
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A box score to remember

https://www.espn.com/college-football/boxscore/_/gameId/401405088
You are boasting about beating TOLEDO? Raise your fucking standards.
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« Reply #4632 on: September 17, 2022, 11:58:43 PM »
Quote from: Hairy Lime on September 17, 2022, 11:36:56 PM
Quote from: Espnthree on September 17, 2022, 10:47:36 PM
A box score to remember

https://www.espn.com/college-football/boxscore/_/gameId/401405088
You are boasting about beating TOLEDO? Raise your fucking standards.
I guess you cannot decipher box scores.
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« Reply #4633 on: September 18, 2022, 09:18:19 AM »
I assume it is the no punt return kick return yada yada yada.
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« Reply #4634 on: September 18, 2022, 09:20:10 AM »
Yankees can't handle their beer.
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