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Will all the Bowl games be played this year?

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Voting closed: October 22, 2020, 02:05:59 PM


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CaptainCargo

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Re: College Football
« Reply #4305 on: October 30, 2021, 12:51:05 PM »

Obviously I want my beloved Spartans to win the Big However Many and go to the playoffs, but as a pure CFB fan I have to say I really want to see the's offense and Georgia


I too would love to see that. OSU has played one team with a pulse and lost. Their offense has racked up big numbers at the expense of some Sad Sacks whose combined record is 12/22. They may indeed have a good offense, they can't help it if their schedule is weakish so far. But their defense is not showing me a heckuva lot.
Where did you get those numbers? The's opponent's overall record is 20 - 24. Not stellar, sure, but hardly PEA.

Still sucks.
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« Reply #4306 on: October 30, 2021, 12:51:34 PM »

Ut oh looks like a fumble
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« Reply #4307 on: October 30, 2021, 12:52:19 PM »

No, he was in I think. Can't overturn that
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Re: College Football
« Reply #4308 on: October 30, 2021, 02:31:15 PM »

Watching this makes me realize how much I missed a real college season last year. The crowds are what makes it
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Re: College Football
« Reply #4309 on: October 30, 2021, 03:13:46 PM »

What time does the Molest Bowl between Pedophile State and O-buse State begin, tonight?
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Re: College Football
« Reply #4310 on: October 30, 2021, 04:02:17 PM »

WOOT!!!!!!!
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« Reply #4311 on: October 30, 2021, 04:14:55 PM »

For the first time in the 20 + years I have been posting on this forum and its predecessor,  when I say EVENTUAL ... HEISMAN TROPHY WINNER I may actually mean it.
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« Reply #4312 on: October 30, 2021, 04:15:56 PM »

What time does the Molest Bowl between Pedophile State and O-buse State begin, tonight?
Blither away idiot. I care about nothing today, least of all you!
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« Reply #4313 on: October 30, 2021, 04:23:15 PM »

You have a right to celebrate, Hairy. But perhaps spare a thought for all those broken-hearted folks in Ann Arbor.
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« Reply #4314 on: October 30, 2021, 04:44:00 PM »

Tomorrow. Right now half my Facebook wants Harbaugh fired.  I keep telling them Bo Schembechler is not walking through that door, but RichRod is available.
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« Reply #4315 on: October 30, 2021, 04:44:55 PM »

Great win.

Most had them losing.

Way to go.









Rutgers.
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« Reply #4316 on: October 30, 2021, 04:55:17 PM »

Can I take a moment away from my euphoria to say how fucking awesome Georgia s defense is?
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Re: College Football
« Reply #4317 on: October 30, 2021, 04:58:27 PM »

I take it The 300 vanquished the dark forces of Xerxes!

Thermopylae!

congrats boz
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Re: College Football
« Reply #4318 on: October 30, 2021, 05:11:33 PM »

Boy the Texas Tech coach should be fired for how he mishandled the end of the half.
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« Reply #4319 on: October 30, 2021, 05:22:03 PM »

So next year Meatchicken is replacing their field turf with a new synthetic made from recycled cardboard. Because their team is ways better on paper.

I am officially worried about Purducken next week.
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