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facilitatorn

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Re: News in General
« Reply #5490 on: September 11, 2023, 12:07:31 PM »

Red has caught the trump family dementia that did in Fred and finishing donald as we speak. It is the rare transmissible kind, spread through the overconsumption of conservative media the FDA warns.
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« Reply #5491 on: September 11, 2023, 07:33:07 PM »

News Item

NEW MEXICO Criminals across New Mexico were ecstatic to hear from Governor Grisham today that no one in the state would be armed for an entire month.


( A new wrinkle in the age old promise of the lefties:
We are from the Government and we are here to help you!)

From the Babylon Bee? 

The actual order is temp ban on concealed and open carry in Albuquerque.  Home defense, hunting, and rural carry are not affected.

The emergency order followed the fatal shootings of young children, including a 13-year-old girl in July, a 5-year-old girl in August and an 11-year-old boy this month.  You're okay if that trend continues in ABQ? 
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« Reply #5492 on: September 11, 2023, 08:33:10 PM »

Of course he is OK with it. He is not in Albuquerque and also he is a fucking prick.
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Re: News in General
« Reply #5493 on: September 11, 2023, 08:42:06 PM »

News Item

NEW MEXICO Criminals across New Mexico were ecstatic to hear from Governor Grisham today that no one in the state would be armed for an entire month.


( A new wrinkle in the age old promise of the lefties:
We are from the Government and we are here to help you!)

From the Babylon Bee? 
Uh, no.

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The actual order is temp ban on concealed and open carry in Albuquerque.  Home defense, hunting, and rural carry are not affected.
Ah,so not only is order  unconstitutional it is also stupid.

Reporter Question
Do you think that criminals are going to hear this message and not carry a gun in Albuquerque, on the streets, for 30 days?

Grisham responded, Ah, NO.

ROFL!
« Last Edit: September 11, 2023, 08:45:18 PM by Espnthree »
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Re: News in General
« Reply #5494 on: September 11, 2023, 08:50:17 PM »

News Item

NEW MEXICO Criminals across New Mexico were ecstatic to hear from Governor Grisham today that no one in the state would be armed for an entire month.


From the Babylon Bee? 
Uh, no.


Yes.

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-mexico-criminals-excited-to-hear-no-one-will-be-armed-for-entire-month

You cut/paste from that article.

We're done. 

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« Reply #5495 on: September 11, 2023, 09:20:56 PM »

News Item

NEW MEXICO Criminals across New Mexico were ecstatic to hear from Governor Grisham today that no one in the state would be armed for an entire month.


From the Babylon Bee? 
Uh, no.


Yes.

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-mexico-criminals-excited-to-hear-no-one-will-be-armed-for-entire-month

You cut/paste from that article.
Nope
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We are done

LOL
How many times you taking your bawl and going home to Mommy?


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« Reply #5496 on: September 11, 2023, 10:38:42 PM »

Texas leads the United States on population growth, so that means that all of the new beautiful young women from Ukraine, and from Russia, are coming to Texas. That is surprising, I expected New York to top the list. New York is still the number one City, followed by Los Angeles, but right now all of the new people are coming to Texas.

https://www.census.gov/newsroom/press-releases/2023/subcounty-metro-micro-estimates.html

Santa Cruz, California, is also on the list, it is a great area.

Texas needs to build lots of Tennis courts, the women from Eastern Europe love Tennis. And swimming pools, just because pools are great to have.

So if you are wondering where all of the new immigrants are coming to, they are mostly coming to Texas. So the lonely Cowboys in Texas are going to be able to find wives, that is great. The people are coming to Texas, and Texas is a great spot.

Salute,

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« Reply #5497 on: September 11, 2023, 10:45:14 PM »

If Charles III abdicates and cedes all monarchical powers and properties to the people via parliament he has a much better chance of avoiding either of the terrible fates that befell the two Charles that proceeded him as king.

Charles I had a much better end than Charles II though Charles II probably had much more fun being king before his life caught up with him.

The Moron DownUnder will always be a subject to the King or Queen,
not a citizen of a free democracy.  Unsurprisingly he has no clue as to the difference.

Moronic maybe,

Australia is a free democracy...with a House of Reps and a Senate. It has its own national anthem, its own flag,



MAYBE?  No maybe about it,

Your own flag?  What is that Union Jack doing there?  When you look at that
rag of a flag remember to bend your knee to your royals who disdain you
for being their inferiors.

You are a servile subject and even at that you suck!

The Union Jack symbolises our history...history is set in stone.
The stars of the Southern Cross our geography.
The 7 point Federation Star represents our political system.
You kicked the British out, and became a republic.
We became independent, but adopted a Constitutional Monarchy as our system.

The flag of Hawaii contains the Union Jack.
« Last Edit: September 11, 2023, 11:01:36 PM by bambu. »
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« Reply #5498 on: September 11, 2023, 10:59:10 PM »

LOL
How many times you taking your bawl and going home to Mommy?

As a piece of shit your highest ambition is to get stuck into the tread of someones shoe, but it is not happening for you today.

Go sit by your maggot infested self and decompose.
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« Reply #5499 on: September 11, 2023, 11:24:22 PM »

50% of the people in Ukraine speak fluent English, so as the refugees arrive in Texas half of them already speak fluent English. Then they can get help in Texas, and Texas has Catholic churches, etc, where immigrants can get help. And the churches can help to hook the people up with Social Programs, etc. And the Unions can help people to find jobs, etc. Texas has Truck Drivers and Teamsters, and the United Farm Workers, etc. Texas is a great choice for the immigrants. And Texas has wonderful schools. I was surprised that the people from Ukraine picked Texas to be the fastest growing area in the USA, but it is a good choice. We just need to make sure everyone has plenty of water, etc, and we can build new dams where needed, etc.

Salute,

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« Reply #5500 on: September 11, 2023, 11:24:27 PM »

If Charles III abdicates and cedes all monarchical powers and properties to the people via parliament he has a much better chance of avoiding either of the terrible fates that befell the two Charles that proceeded him as king.

Charles I had a much better end than Charles II though Charles II probably had much more fun being king before his life caught up with him.

The Moron DownUnder will always be a subject to the King or Queen,
not a citizen of a free democracy.  Unsurprisingly he has no clue as to the difference.

Moronic maybe,

Australia is a free democracy...with a House of Reps and a Senate. It has its own national anthem, its own flag,



MAYBE?  No maybe about it,

Your own flag?  What is that Union Jack doing there?  When you look at that
rag of a flag remember to bend your knee to your royals who disdain you
for being their inferiors.

You are a servile subject and even at that you suck!

The national flag is the official flag...but the sons and daughters of the Southern Cross have another flag, the flag of defiance, the flag that was born in 1854, in the goldfields of Ballarat Victoria state, as oppressed miners, tired of "taxation without representation" etc built a stockade ...the Eureka Stockade and fought a war against law enforcement, which they lost. They stood around a flagpole, hoisted their new "Eureka" flag, and recited the oath:
"We swear by the Southern Cross to stand truly by each other and fight to defend our rights and liberties."

Some say the birthplace of democracy in Australia.

« Last Edit: September 12, 2023, 12:56:38 AM by bambu. »
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« Reply #5501 on: September 12, 2023, 12:50:42 AM »

If Charles III abdicates and cedes all monarchical powers and properties to the people via parliament he has a much better chance of avoiding either of the terrible fates that befell the two Charles that proceeded him as king.

Charles I had a much better end than Charles II though Charles II probably had much more fun being king before his life caught up with him.

The Moron DownUnder will always be a subject to the King or Queen,
not a citizen of a free democracy.  Unsurprisingly he has no clue as to the difference.

Moronic maybe,

Australia is a free democracy...with a House of Reps and a Senate. It has its own national anthem, its own flag,



MAYBE?  No maybe about it,

Your own flag?  What is that Union Jack doing there?  When you look at that
rag of a flag remember to bend your knee to your royals who disdain you
for being their inferiors.

You are a servile subject and even at that you suck!

The Union Jack symbolises our history.
The stars of the Southern Cross our geography.
The 7 point Federation Star represents our political system.
You kicked the British out, and became a republic.
We became independent, but adopted a Constitutional Monarchy as our system.

The flag of Hawaii contains the Union Jack.

Servile sycophantic subject! 

No more time for you, Moron!  You chose poorly and are condemned
to your stupidity.  It becomes you especially well!

Just so you have the full story:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eureka_Flag











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« Reply #5502 on: September 12, 2023, 01:01:18 AM »

You are a good guy Bambu, just no more blood baths, no more World Wars. We need peace. We need to use the United Nations and we need to work together for world peace, and Putin is violating international law. We need to put Putin in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and we need to have peace.

We also need to stop slavery and human trafficking and we need to protect the refugees, etc. We need to bring people out of the shadows and we need to make them legal so they can call the police in the case of an emergency and people also need to be able to join Labor Unions, etc.

And for people who need help we have Kiwanis International which is GLOBAL, and they can save children all around the world from troubles.

Kiwanis International

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Kiwanis is serious about youth protection.

That is why we have created a toll-free, confidential helpline that can be used 24 hours a day by Kiwanis family members and the youth we serve. To access the U.S. helpline, call 866-607-SAFE (7233).

Plus Pope Francis is a great man of peace, and the Catholic church always helps the refugees.

Along with great unions like the United Farm Workers, and the Teamsters. The workers of today are lucky, and the unions will protect the refugees.

Salute,

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« Reply #5503 on: September 12, 2023, 01:05:36 AM »

You are a good guy Bambu, just no more blood baths, no more World Wars. We need peace. We need to use the United Nations and we need to work together for world peace, and Putin is violating international law. We need to put Putin in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and we need to have peace.

We also need to stop slavery and human trafficking and we need to protect the refugees, etc. We need to bring people out of the shadows and we need to make them legal so they can call the police in the case of an emergency and people also need to be able to join Labor Unions, etc.

And for people who need help we have Kiwanis International which is GLOBAL, and they can save children all around the world from troubles.

Kiwanis International

1 hour

Kiwanis is serious about youth protection.

That is why we have created a toll-free, confidential helpline that can be used 24 hours a day by Kiwanis family members and the youth we serve. To access the U.S. helpline, call 866-607-SAFE (7233).

Plus Pope Francis is a great man of peace, and the Catholic church always helps the refugees.

Along with great unions like the United Farm Workers, and the Teamsters. The workers of today are lucky, and the unions will protect the refugees.

Salute,

Tony V.

Gotta catch Putin first, he's very elusive.
Putin is for peace, on his terms, which are not acceptable, so the war continues.
K J Un is going to Russia to meet Putin, reportedly for an arms deal.
Peace seems a long way off.
Russia, China, Nth Korea...the new alliance.
Heaven help us all.
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« Reply #5504 on: September 12, 2023, 03:02:11 AM »

Bambu, trust your friendship with Ferdinand Marcos Jr and with the people of the Philippines, and wise elders such as Gloria Arroyo, we can have peace. Gloria was a powerful woman and her and her cousin Rose and my friend Lisa helped the homeless all over Los Angeles and in Orange County. Lisa had 10 houses that were giant 14 room mansions full of homeless people, and Lisa cooked wonderful food for the homeless people in her houses. Today there are Sober Living Homes, such as the Flagman homes in the OC, and groups such as the Mental Health Association and the Wellness Center will put you in a Sober Living Home and they will feed the person. Anyhow, the people of the Philippines are wonderful, loving people, and the Philippines can help Australia to have peace with China.

I had a roommate who was the daughter of a Chinese General, the Chinese love Malibu, and they loved me, they love the USA, we will be fine, it will all be okay. And the Catholic Church is growing fast in China.

And Biden was just in Vietnam. Everything is cool with Vietnam.

Salute,

Tony V.
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