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Will all of the NFL teams make it through the whole season?

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Voting closed: October 22, 2020, 02:04:36 PM


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« Reply #1275 on: September 16, 2019, 05:26:18 PM »

Francesa finally gives last rites to Eli.

Just figuring when to bury the corpse.
After the bye. Want to suck bad enough to draft Judge Judy.

A year ago, we were told more than once that: "ISSUE WASNT ELI"

After all, 'dude won 11 games two years ago' (three, now). so how could it be him?

In 2019, is Eli the issue?
I think they have lots of issues.
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« Reply #1276 on: September 16, 2019, 06:52:31 PM »

Week 2

9/12 8:20 ET Carolina -6.5 Bucs 50     27-17   L
9/15 1:00 ET Tennessee -3 Colts 45     17-20     W
9/15 1:00 ET Chargers -2.5 Detroit 48     24-27    W   
9/15 1:00 ET Bills -2 NY Giants 43.5     21-24        L
9/15 1:00 ET Baltimore -13.5 Cardinals 47     34-21      W
9/15 1:00 ET Patriots -18.5 Miami 47.5       33-10     W
9/15 1:00 ET Cowboys -5 Washington 46.5    24-17    W
9/15 1:00 ET Houston -8.5 Jaguars 43.5     27-20     L
9/15 1:00 ET Pittsburgh -3.5 Seahawks 46.5    31-20     L
9/15 1:00 ET Cincinnati -1.5 49ers 44.5     23-17     L
9/15 1:00 ET Green Bay -2.5 Vikings 44.5    28-21     W
9/15 4:05 ET Chiefs -8 Oakland 52    27-21       L
9/15 4:25 ET LA Rams -3 Saints 54    24-28      L
9/15 4:25 ET Bears -2.5 Denver 40.5    17-20     W
9/15 8:20 ET Eagles -1.5 Atlanta 51    28-24      L
9/16 8:15 ET Browns -2.5 NY Jets 46     27-17



Browns gimme (?)  for  8-8

14-17 season vs spread
19-13 winners
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« Reply #1277 on: September 16, 2019, 06:56:48 PM »

Francesa finally gives last rites to Eli.

Just figuring when to bury the corpse.
After the bye. Want to suck bad enough to draft Judge Judy.

A year ago, we were told more than once that: "ISSUE WASNT ELI"

After all, 'dude won 11 games two years ago' (three, now). so how could it be him?

In 2019, is Eli the issue?

No.

Wait - what's the question?

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Eli has more class than BEN - or maybe HE would have stated that picking a QB round 1 rather than someone who could help this year was an improper GM play

So Eli's CHARACTER continues to set him apart.
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« Reply #1278 on: September 16, 2019, 07:18:51 PM »

Francesa finally gives last rites to Eli.

Just figuring when to bury the corpse.
After the bye. Want to suck bad enough to draft Judge Judy.

A year ago, we were told more than once that: "ISSUE WASNT ELI"

After all, 'dude won 11 games two years ago' (three, now). so how could it be him?

In 2019, is Eli the issue?

No.

Wait - what's the question?

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Eli has more class than BEN - or maybe HE would have stated that picking a QB round 1 rather than someone who could help this year was an improper GM play

So Eli's CHARACTER continues to set him apart.

Eli has a fine character, with the possible exception of his game/non-game jerseys. I agree that it puts him in a very different place than Ben.
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« Reply #1279 on: September 16, 2019, 09:18:59 PM »

So far the Jets' best offensive play is having Myles Garrett rough the passer.
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« Reply #1280 on: September 16, 2019, 11:38:24 PM »

So far the Jets' best offensive play is having Myles Garrett rough the passer.

Nor did things get better.

He may yet do something to change this, but thus far the presence of Le'veon Bell is not striking fear in the hearts of NFL teams.

And mono? Hah!
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« Reply #1281 on: September 17, 2019, 11:14:59 AM »

So far the Jets' best offensive play is having Myles Garrett rough the passer.

Nor did things get better.

He may yet do something to change this, but thus far the presence of Le'veon Bell is not striking fear in the hearts of NFL teams.

And mono? Hah!
.maybe, but right now he is all they have. He.is trying to carry the team and it shows.

I had mono as an adult. On my ass for.more than a month.
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« Reply #1282 on: September 17, 2019, 11:25:13 AM »

G-Men bench Opie

Jones takes the helm

mono sucks-I had it in high school, every time I thought I was over it, it kicked me again, had it for almost 3 months. 
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« Reply #1283 on: September 19, 2019, 05:32:18 AM »

https://www.si.com/nfl/2019/09/18/jets-jamal-adams-rips-league-fine-hit-baker-mayfield-browns


Really, that's a foul? To overuse the phrase 'my sister hit me harder in the backyard', but fuck it's true. Thanks for turning a beloved American treasure into a fucking joke.

Professional football, and college football too for that matter, is really becoming a big candy-ass game.

Money. That all it's about anymore. FUCK YOU NFL I wish I could lay a real late 1960's/70's hit on every motherfucking one of you candy-ass suit bastards. Terry Bradshaw is turning over in his walk-in tub in an attempt to drown himself so he doesn't have to watch this shit.





Okay I'm done, carry on. ;-)
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« Reply #1284 on: September 19, 2019, 01:02:14 PM »

Ok, slow start....


Tonight


Jacksonville  +1.5  vs  Titans
-  under 40    20-17  Jags
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« Reply #1285 on: September 19, 2019, 01:10:58 PM »

G-Men bench Eli

Jones takes the helm



I give Shurmur credit for being decisively non PC

Gonna go with Jones-Latimer as the new PLUS hookup.
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« Reply #1286 on: September 19, 2019, 02:17:34 PM »

https://www.si.com/nfl/2019/09/18/jets-jamal-adams-rips-league-fine-hit-baker-mayfield-browns


Really, that's a foul? To overuse the phrase 'my sister hit me harder in the backyard', but fuck it's true. Thanks for turning a beloved American treasure into a fucking joke.

Professional football, and college football too for that matter, is really becoming a big candy-ass game.

Money. That all it's about anymore. FUCK YOU NFL I wish I could lay a real late 1960's/70's hit on every motherfucking one of you candy-ass suit bastards. Terry Bradshaw is turning over in his walk-in tub in an attempt to drown himself so he doesn't have to watch this shit.





Okay I'm done, carry on. ;-)

Pay the fine

Then pay the other fine

And keep paying if you want to add unnecessary hits for giggles.
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« Reply #1287 on: September 19, 2019, 03:00:24 PM »

Shurmur cancels Francessa interview

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« Reply #1288 on: September 19, 2019, 03:10:40 PM »

Francessa:  "I dont take it personally...."

Followed by...

"Giants have become very good at hiding and very good at losing"

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« Reply #1289 on: September 19, 2019, 03:11:33 PM »

Mike:  "I fired Shockey because he didnt show up"

Need a fact check.

Where's that Tara from CNN.com?
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