I do not fit your pigeonhole so all you have left are insults.
Have at it.
Oooh! This will be fun! May I suggest some handy phrases from The Argument Clinic sketch?
Dont give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type makes me puke!
You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!