For what it is worth, here is what I think the team that I will not ever, ever, ever never accidentally call the Indians starters will be:
Miles Straw CF
Armed Rosario SS
Jose Ramirez 3b
Franmil Reyes DH
Josh Naylor LF (Could be Oscar Mercado or Steve Kwan if Naylor is still hurt)
Bobby Bradley 1b (Possibly Naylor, with Kwan or Mercado in left)
Gabriel Arias/Andres Gimenez 2b
Bradley Zimmer RF (Or Mercado/Kwan)
Automatic Out Austin Hedges C
That is a competent line up for... maybe the first 5. So we will need pitchers:
Shane Bieber
Aaron Civale
Zach Plesac
Cal Quantr
Tristan McKenzie
And because no one ever has all their pitchers healthy all year, we have Eli Morgan, one or more Logan Allen, and J C Mejia
Bull pen:
Emmanuel Class (Closer)
James Karinchak
Anthony Gose
Trevor Stephanie
Nick Sandlin
So... that is a real strong pitching staff. But with that offense, 3rd place behind Chicago and Minnesota.