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JM
Head back to the 1490s and you will find citizens of Florence publicly burning their luxury goods in what became known as the "bonfire of the vanities", simply because a mad monk told them these objects were sinful excesses blocking their road to Heaven.
In a twist to this pattern, the monk in question was eventually burned at the stake, leaving everyone free to enjoy the go-go 1500s.
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Today's bonfire of the vanities means no more cheap holiday flights or air conditioning.
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Yes, probably best to keep a lookout for *mad monks* and their *bonfires of the vanities*, lest we be without luxuries like heating, cooling, lighting, cooking on stoves and in ovens, computers, phones, tablets and cars.etc. [Electric cars run on electricity].
The jobs of such *mad monks* should be burned at the stake.