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[facilitatorn]

When their history includes their struggle to make America become the America it claims to be, then that erasure simply discredits the entire American history curriculum.  It makes me want to come up with a nasty Arkansas joke.

Ok, taking a shot.

What is the definition of an Arkansas virgin?

A girl who can outrun her brother and her father!

Arkansas is the place they resettled the convicts too fucked up for the penal colony of Georgia if you can imagine such a thing. It is Australia squared, a god forsaken, depraved waste populated by the cousin-uncle of every motherfucker to malformed and mistreated to make it anywhere else.

The bipeds in Arkansas waltz across to Nebraska or Texas. What is left gives you that fine greeting you only get in Little Rock and similar. If you see light glimmer on their single fucking tooth, it is already too late. Cue the banjos.

[bambu.]

I worked with a man from Arkansas, he was very nice, as was his wife.

[LarryB!]

Well the worm has turned.


https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/14/briefing/china-climate.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

[bambu.]

Meanwhile, in Leftist land...Australia.
 Daily Telegraph headliine today:
"Anti-Semitism rife at unis amid Israel conflict."
(I left out the racist/religious slur that was quoted in the headline).

"Lefist groups on campuses across the country have been 'ostracising' and harassing Jewish students, with a national survey revealing that two thirds of Jews have faced anti Semitism from their university peers- and staff".

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Well there you go.

[facilitatorn]

http://www.vox.com/climate/2023/6/12/23755678/montana-climate-change-lawsuit-young-people-coal-global-warming

How coal dies in Montana, finally.

[facilitatorn]

Meanwhile, in Leftist land...Australia.
 Daily Telegraph headliine today:
"Anti-Semitism rife at unis amid Israel conflict."
(I left out the racist/religious slur that was quoted in the headline).

"Lefist groups on campuses across the country have been 'ostracising' and harassing Jewish students, with a national survey revealing that two thirds of Jews have faced anti Semitism from their university peers- and staff".

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Well there you go.

Bibi should think about what he is doing to those poor students in Oz and elsewhere. Terrible policies usually have predictable knock on effects like these.

[Oilcandide]

I worked with a man from Arkansas, he was very nice, as was his wife.

An Arkansas farm wife sent her son out to find a stray mare.  He returned an hour later.  Did you find her? asked Ma.   He said, I came across her in the south pasture.  Ma said, well, wash her off! 

[facilitatorn]

 The only safe animal to be in Arkansas is a hedgehog.

[FlyingVProd]

My Grandfather was born in Mena, Arkansas. He was a strong man. He hitch-hiked from Arkansas to California at 11 years old with his brothers during the Great Depression. He had some successful businesses here in California, including a Hard Wood Floor Company in Hollywood. His nephew owns a pharmacy in Fontana, California, after my Grandfather paid for him to go to college.

I still have relatives in Mena, Arkansas, they own a Real Estate business there, etc, my Mother is friends with them, but they ignored me when I sent them an email. Anyhow, my family from Arkansas were Cowboys, they were all pioneers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mena,_Arkansas

Of note, when I was attending The American Academy of Dramatic Arts there was a woman there from Arkansas, and she was the most beautiful woman in the school, and she was a great actress. Arkansas has lots of great people, and beautiful women.

Salute,

Tony V.

[luee]

The Clintons served well there. Could not wait to leave though.

from the web

Arkansas is filled with natural beauty from the Ozark Mountains to the Hot Springs National Park, perfect for outdoor enthusiasts. And with charming small towns and vibrant city centers, there are plenty of reasons to consider calling Arkansas home. If you

[FlyingVProd]

Arkansas is a good place for the refugees from Ukraine, send them to Mena. They can build schools, and libraries, and they can build whatever.

One time we were doing scene work at the AADA, and the beautiful young actress from Arkansas changed clothes in front of me backstage, she was so beautiful.

And if their teeth are bad then that would be a great place to build Dental Schools, and they can train Dentists, etc. ( By the way, be sure to have the teeth of the children sealed after they get their permanent teeth, and ACT mouth wash seals their teeth. )

Salute,

Tony V.

[Hairy Lime]

Arkansas is the only place in the US where you can dig for diamonds. Least ways, with any chance for success.

[FlyingVProd]

Kiwanis International

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Kiwanis is serious about youth protection.

That is why we have created a toll-free, confidential helpline that can be used 24 hours a day by Kiwanis family members and the youth we serve. To access the U.S. helpline, call 866-607-SAFE (7233).

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California, Nevada, and Hawaii are all in the same district in Kiwanis, and for sure Kiwanis will be working hard to help the people of Hawaii.

Kiwanis is also International, and Kiwanis is working hard to help the people of Ukraine, and others who need help.

Salute,

Tony V.

[FlyingVProd]

For our Veterans and service members here by Long Beach and by Los Angeles International Airport we have the Bare Elegance strip club in Hawthorne, it is a first rate strip club where the movie stars all go, Clint Eastwood goes there, and Danny DeVito, and lots of other stars go there, it is the top strip club in the Hollywood area. And they do not serve alcohol, instead they serve cappuccinos.

https://www.bareelegance.com/

The dancers are all pretty rich who work there, they are living in million dollar condominiums at Empire West, etc.

There are always limousines lined up in front of Bare Elegance, and there are always stars there. And it is great for the Navy guys who do not have a chance to go meet women. China Lake needs to build a Bare Elegance strip club, etc.

At Edwards Air Force Base there was a Madame named Pancho Barnes who owned the Happy Bottom Riding Club, it was a Bordello, and all of the stars from Hollywood used to go there, Pancho was friends with all of the stars.

Salute,

Tony V.

[Oilcandide]

One time we were doing scene work at the AADA, and the beautiful young actress from Arkansas changed clothes in front of me backstage, she was so beautiful.

She was used to stripping in front of Dad  so you provided a nice substitute for that.