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Will all of the NFL teams make it through the whole season?

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Voting closed: October 22, 2020, 02:04:36 PM


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Re: National Football League
« Reply #2640 on: November 16, 2020, 04:15:38 PM »

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Brees suffered three fractured ribs on the right side of his chest last week against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. He then suffered two more Sunday against the San Francisco 49ers.

None of the injuries were known until he underwent X-rays on Monday.


One of the worst chapters in my life involved a cracked rib and a collapsed lung (Brees also has the collapsed lung) I incurred in a skiing accident.

Inflating a collapsed lung with a chest tube was the worst pain I ever endured.

The nurse in the small Vt hospital told me, "roll over on your side, grab the gurney rail, his might hurt a little".

then the fucking witch stabbed me in the chest.

Good luck Mr. Brees.

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Re: National Football League
« Reply #2641 on: November 16, 2020, 04:35:44 PM »

Inflating a collapsed lung with a chest tube was the worst pain I ever endured.

Worse than this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18caPNisP2U

Or this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGgrijfopDc


How about this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxiHMIM4NWI

I'm guessing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFwh0ruPl80

That rib hurt for a small time, but these pains last forever.

HEH
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« Reply #2642 on: November 16, 2020, 05:28:45 PM »

Inflating a collapsed lung with a chest tube was the worst pain I ever endured.

Worse than this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18caPNisP2U

Or this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGgrijfopDc


How about this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxiHMIM4NWI

I'm guessing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFwh0ruPl80

That rib hurt for a small time, but these pains last forever.

HEH

Those games were nothing on the pain level of that chest tube.

Nobody likes losing a game. They build character.

You should try a chest tube it'll broaden your perspective and open your eyes to a whole new level of pain.

As Nurse Ratched told me, "this might hurt a little"

fucking bitch gave me 1 shot of novocaine

and i heard her cackle. 

This happened about 30 years ago, i still feel the pain.

it was unbeleivable,

And LSS, I had to go through it again. about 3 weeks later.
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« Reply #2643 on: November 16, 2020, 10:33:20 PM »

Inflating a collapsed lung with a chest tube was the worst pain I ever endured.

Worse than this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18caPNisP2U

Or this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGgrijfopDc


How about this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxiHMIM4NWI

I'm guessing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFwh0ruPl80

That rib hurt for a small time, but these pains last forever.

HEH

Those games were nothing on the pain level of that chest tube.

Nobody likes losing a game. They build character.

You should try a chest tube it'll broaden your perspective and open your eyes to a whole new level of pain.

As Nurse Ratched told me, "this might hurt a little"

fucking bitch gave me 1 shot of novocaine

and i heard her cackle. 

This happened about 30 years ago, i still feel the pain.

it was unbeleivable,

And LSS, I had to go through it again. about 3 weeks later.

Sorry you had to thru that.

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Re: National Football League
« Reply #2644 on: November 18, 2020, 05:05:16 PM »

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Re: National Football League
« Reply #2645 on: November 18, 2020, 10:20:06 PM »

Week 11


Date & Time Favorite Line Underdog Total


11/19 8:20 ET Seattle -3 Cardinals 58

11/22 1:00 ET Cleveland -3.5 Eagles 48
11/22 1:00 ET New Orleans -5 Falcons 51
11/22 1:00 ET Carolina -3 Lions 49
11/22 1:00 ET Patriots -2 Houston 48
11/22 1:00 ET Steelers -10 Jacksonville 47.5
11/22 1:00 ET Washington -1.5 Bengals 46.5
11/22 1:00 ET Baltimore -6.5 Titans 49

11/22 4:05 ET LA Chargers -9 Jets 47
11/22 4:05 ET Dolphins -5.5 Denver 45
11/22 4:25 ET Indianapolis -2.5 Packers 51.5
11/22 4:25 ET Minnesota -7.5 Cowboys 48
11/22 8:20 ET Chiefs -6.5 Las Vegas 57

11/23 8:15 ET Tampa Bay -3.5 Rams 47.5
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« Reply #2646 on: November 19, 2020, 06:58:11 PM »

Cardinals 31 Seahawks 28
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« Reply #2647 on: November 19, 2020, 11:39:31 PM »

Cardinals 31 Seahawks 28

Cardinals 21 Seahawks 28.

You only missed it by one!

And you missed the over/under.

But you were very close. Maybe Rudy will file an appeal for you.
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« Reply #2648 on: November 20, 2020, 10:46:03 AM »

Keepin that hot Thursday night ride going - heh

Really not that far off from perfect (tying AZ TD then a game winning OT FG) - and yet a bad start to the week

These teams may play again in playoffs.
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« Reply #2649 on: November 20, 2020, 11:23:08 AM »

that holding call-safety was the turning point for the spread.

Flipped the dynamic of the game.
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« Reply #2650 on: November 20, 2020, 12:15:37 PM »

Cardinals 31 Seahawks 28

Cardinals 21 Seahawks 28.

You only missed it by one!

And you missed the over/under.

But you were very close. Maybe Rudy will file an appeal for you.

"And Cee-Jayyy - I particularly liked the part where you said NOTHING AT ALL"

-  Joshua Lyman

(by the way - what I did get in the contest is called a HIT - that is getting one team's side of the score correct).
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« Reply #2651 on: November 20, 2020, 12:55:50 PM »

kid

smell the coffee or roses

1)you lost the ATS

2) you lost the over-under

3) you missed the straight winner

that's 0-for-everything that you like to count, particulalry after you've lose the ATS bet. 

and that's another -110 in the category you studiously avoid mentioning


maybe you should invite the Michigan repubs over for lunch and you can press your case why you should be 3-0 instead of 0-3.

And there's always Rudy, though at $20K a day he may be a little pricey to represent you given your modest wagers.

best of luck kid.
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« Reply #2652 on: November 20, 2020, 01:09:50 PM »

I have never disputed my record re:  what I post here

0-3 for the week, indeed

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« Reply #2653 on: November 20, 2020, 01:11:45 PM »

best of luck kid.


Uh...thanks

Though the importance of the outcome of my numbers is consequential to NOT MUCH.

Do you comment on your neighbour's birdwatching hobby as well?
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« Reply #2654 on: November 20, 2020, 01:54:37 PM »

best of luck kid.


Uh...thanks

Though the importance of the outcome of my numbers is consequential to NOT MUCH.

Do you comment on your neighbour's birdwatching hobby as well?

If my neighbor posted a picture of a pigeon and called it a bald-eagle I might make a comment or two.

kid-what I've told you for years is you there is a very high probablity you will be no more prescient at calling a full slate of games ATS than you would be a predicting heads or tails on 256 fairly flipped coin.

and you prove it every year.

Except you insist on paying a 10% vig on a lesson I've comped you on.

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