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Re: College Football
« Reply #330 on: September 05, 2018, 11:18:45 AM »

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I vote for me.
Sorry Cap—You’re not allowed to be so self-serving when promoting yourself as Chief Asshole. No voting for yourself in this category….you’ll have to get your lawyer friend to vote for you. Think this will this be a problem for you?


He and Skippy would probably vote for someone else just out of spite.




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Re: College Football
« Reply #331 on: September 05, 2018, 11:21:39 AM »

1 chud

2 potus drumphus

3 trashsabin


Put me in as fourth, we'll have a playoff, I'll bring home the trophy for the glory of the Forum.


We need a fight song. STFU needs to be in the lyrics somewhere.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #332 on: September 05, 2018, 11:23:09 AM »

Jokes, sorry fellas.

I’m out.


You can't be out. We were going to make you team mascot.




WTF?
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Re: College Football
« Reply #333 on: September 05, 2018, 12:27:34 PM »

I'm back as "@" or "Aster" the cheerful t-shirt shooting hand to the ear I can't hear you mascot of "THE ASSHOLE STATE UNIVERSITY."

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Re: College Football
« Reply #334 on: September 05, 2018, 12:57:42 PM »

Would you tailgate with a few beers and a tossed salad?

Sorry.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #335 on: September 05, 2018, 02:50:24 PM »

I've often had beer and tossed cookies.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #336 on: September 05, 2018, 02:56:35 PM »

Don't whine Willie, you got whupped.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #337 on: September 05, 2018, 10:58:06 PM »

Loser of the Week:
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Re: College Football
« Reply #338 on: September 05, 2018, 11:30:11 PM »

TA&M
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Re: College Football
« Reply #339 on: September 06, 2018, 05:55:29 AM »

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He and Skippy would probably vote for someone else just out of spite.

Well, I stand solidly behind you (so to speak)—except on Sept. 29th. If Greatest Asshole in the Forum is your goal I say go for it. It will be hard to edge out Hammy, but I believe you can do it. Goooooooooooooooo, Cargo.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #340 on: September 06, 2018, 10:31:02 AM »

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He and Skippy would probably vote for someone else just out of spite.

Well, I stand solidly behind you (so to speak)—except on Sept. 29th. If Greatest Asshole in the Forum is your goal I say go for it. It will be hard to edge out Hammy, but I believe you can do it. Goooooooooooooooo, Cargo.


I am humbled by your confidence in me D man.


Speaking of Sept 29th I was watching one of the College football programs on ESPN. The one with the poser from Michigan. He and one of the other experts were of the opinion that the best division in college football was the Big 10 East. Over, course the SEC West.

Looking at Massey's power rankings I see Bama #1, Auburn #8, and LSU #10

For The Ten I see OSU#4, Penn St, 7, Michigan 19.

 I'm not so sure about mighty Penn Sate seeing as how they struggled mightily against App St. Michigan at #19 seems a rather large discrepency to me. I would have to say advantage SEC.



The two MSUs are close with the Tigers at 18 and Spartans 20. Advantage none.

Then we would matchup Ole Miss at 36 with Indiana at #45. Advantage SEC.

#38 Texas A&M would then matchup with Maryland at #55. Advantage SEC.

Arkansas at 67 matches with I believe Rutgers sucking hind tit at #81. Advantage SEC.



Now after the Maryland win over Texas one could argue tht they were better than #55.Especially since Massey has the Shorthorns at #29.


If we supplant the Horns with Maryland we get a different picture.


With that we have,


Maryland #29 vs Ole Miss #36. Advantage B10


Texas A&M 38 vs Indiana 45. Advantage SEC.


Arkansas 67 vs Rutgers 81, Advantage SEC.





This second overall picture is still slanted towards the SEC, but the margins are much smaller.




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Re: College Football
« Reply #341 on: September 06, 2018, 11:43:18 AM »

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For The Ten I see OSU#4, Penn St, 7, Michigan 19.
Initially I was surprised by the Lion Cubs poor performance against the A. Hillbillies…..I thought “Oh good….maybe for once going to Happy Valley might not be like pulling teeth….” But then I remembered some of tOSU’s early season performances against heavy underdogs (creampuffs) in the past and I tempered my enthusiasm for the early unexpected demise of PSU. Now, I fully expect them to be their usual pain in the behinds by the 29th. They better be ready though—this QB for OSU appears to be the real deal, and paired with two experienced running backs the OSU offense is going to be very tough to handle.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #342 on: September 06, 2018, 04:41:03 PM »

CLEM -12 at TAMU seems like a lot but I know they looked like shit last week.

Interested to see how Sparty responds after struggle vs. Utah State, who seemed better than advertised.  10:30-45 start EST is LATE vs. Herman’s Hermits of ASU.

Haven’t looked at Saturday slate.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #343 on: September 06, 2018, 04:41:32 PM »

I am not enamored with our defense at all D-man. It would take a major difference in the next game to even begin to change my opinion on them.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #344 on: September 06, 2018, 04:48:44 PM »

CLEM -12 at TAMU seems like a lot but I know they looked like shit last week.

Interested to see how Sparty responds after struggle vs. Utah State, who seemed better than advertised.  10:30-45 start EST is LATE vs. Herman’s Hermits of ASU.

Haven’t looked at Saturday slate.


The Aggies will give the Tigers a game I think JB but eke out a win.

I think the Spartans get a scare but edge the Sun Devils too.

But I wouldn't be at all majorly shocked to see both favored teams upset.
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