You are hypocritical slime but I doubt you are a very big piece. A trifling speck better fits your profile.
Lets start with everyone but the excellent incumbent who is running for President with the exception of Cornell West and build out the list from there. Kavanaugh, Gorsuch, Alito, Thomas all qualify as bigger pieces of hypocritical slime as do senators Johnson, Graham, Cruz, and that terrible bald thing from Florida who loves ripping off grandma. Leonard Leo, Greg Abbott, Ken Paxton and Ron DeSantis are all great big pieces of hypocritical slime as is Hannity and Waters as is Steve dont drop the soap Bannon.
You are now off to a good start on your slimy slimer list. Once again glad I could help.