So I was watching Showtime's "Ray Donovan" last night, (a lot of bad acting but fun) and in a closing scene, after Ray beats the shit out of a bad guy with a baseball bat, he's asked by his daughter's fiancee, why he uses a wood bat, as studies have shown aluminum get at least 5% more distance.
and Ray answers, “Did Carlton Fisk use fucking aluminum when he won Game 6? No. Fucking wood.”
It cracked up.