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orgiykfaer

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« Reply #120 on: August 16, 2024, 07:26:28 AM »
 
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« Reply #121 on: August 16, 2024, 07:34:30 AM »
 
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Food for Thoth

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Re: Comedy
« Reply #122 on: October 02, 2024, 09:52:15 PM »
What happened to the amphibian who parked in a loading zone?
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While one who sings with his tongue on fire
Gargles in the rat race choir
Bent out of shape from societys pliers
Cares not to come up any higher
But rather get you down in the hole
That hes in

Food for Thoth

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« Reply #123 on: October 02, 2024, 09:52:35 PM »
He was toad.
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While one who sings with his tongue on fire
Gargles in the rat race choir
Bent out of shape from societys pliers
Cares not to come up any higher
But rather get you down in the hole
That hes in

Oilcandide

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Re: Comedy
« Reply #124 on: October 10, 2024, 10:17:27 AM »
What is black and white and cannot turn around in hallways?






A nun with a javelin through her head
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.   - Terry Pratchett

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Re: Comedy
« Reply #125 on: November 07, 2024, 09:28:26 PM »
My girlfriends dog died the other day.

So I bought her a new one, exactly the same.

She was livid.

She shouted at me, What the hell am I going to do with 2 dead dogs?

 
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.   - Terry Pratchett

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« Reply #126 on: November 16, 2024, 01:22:42 AM »

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« Reply #127 on: November 16, 2024, 01:24:39 AM »

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