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Holly Martins

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Re: Comedy
« Reply #90 on: August 21, 2022, 01:48:42 PM »

There are 10 sorts of people, those that understand binary, and those that do not.
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« Reply #91 on: September 09, 2022, 01:19:29 PM »



Deja vu?

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« Reply #92 on: October 06, 2022, 04:14:37 PM »

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« Reply #93 on: October 06, 2022, 06:03:06 PM »

😂

Bullseye!
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« Reply #94 on: October 27, 2022, 11:53:46 AM »

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« Reply #95 on: December 18, 2022, 05:44:22 PM »

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/12/17/elon-musk-twitter-overkill/

Alexandra Petei has so precisely and humorously captured my feelings about Musk and other inanity mongers like TFG.
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« Reply #96 on: February 17, 2023, 03:38:32 PM »

Orion's belt is a big waist of space.

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« Reply #97 on: February 17, 2023, 04:23:10 PM »

Orion's belt at first glance,
Seems to cover a mighty expanse.
But a belt in the sky
Leaves me wondering why
No mention is made of the pants.
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« Reply #98 on: February 17, 2023, 06:01:07 PM »

I give that limerick... three stars.

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« Reply #99 on: September 26, 2023, 03:11:23 PM »

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/10/20/pets-allowed

IMHO the funniest article ever to appear in The New Yorker.

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« Reply #100 on: October 16, 2023, 11:05:53 AM »

A random memory...

My son went to see one of the last live performances George Carlin gave before he died. 
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« Reply #101 on: November 24, 2023, 01:36:12 PM »

https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-have-simulated-what-it-might-be-like-to-plunge-into-uranus

This only happens when an editor consciously chooses to look the other way. 
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« Reply #102 on: February 04, 2024, 01:08:52 PM »

I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer the other day.

I don't know what they were laced with, but I was tripping all day.
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« Reply #104 on: March 08, 2024, 02:12:18 PM »


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