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Holly Martins

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Re: Comedy
« Reply #60 on: January 19, 2022, 06:34:51 PM »
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« Reply #61 on: February 07, 2022, 07:44:52 PM »
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The day Richard Nixon failed to answer that subpoena is the day he was subject to impeachment because he took the power from Congress over the impeachment process away from Congress, and he became the judge and jury." ~Lindsey Graham

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« Reply #62 on: February 10, 2022, 12:32:18 PM »
Ha!  Too clever.


Jesus walks into a bar.  He asks the bartender for twelve glasses of water.

(Winks at disciples)
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« Reply #63 on: February 17, 2022, 03:48:30 PM »
Are flowers growing outside a courthouse called subpeonies?
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The day Richard Nixon failed to answer that subpoena is the day he was subject to impeachment because he took the power from Congress over the impeachment process away from Congress, and he became the judge and jury." ~Lindsey Graham

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« Reply #64 on: February 17, 2022, 03:53:12 PM »
My wife is a choral singer.

Once, when she was asked if she had found Jesus, she replied that, in fact, she had. He was on the shelf, right between Judas Maccabaeus (HWV 63) and Handel's Occasional Oratorio (HWV 62).
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The day Richard Nixon failed to answer that subpoena is the day he was subject to impeachment because he took the power from Congress over the impeachment process away from Congress, and he became the judge and jury." ~Lindsey Graham

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« Reply #65 on: March 08, 2022, 09:33:59 PM »
Quote from: josh on February 17, 2022, 03:48:30 PM
Are flowers growing outside a courthouse called subpeonies?
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« Reply #66 on: March 08, 2022, 09:35:45 PM »
Hang in there, it gets funnier in the second minute....

https://youtu.be/NWYVjEMGhvc

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« Reply #67 on: March 10, 2022, 12:53:58 AM »
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The day Richard Nixon failed to answer that subpoena is the day he was subject to impeachment because he took the power from Congress over the impeachment process away from Congress, and he became the judge and jury." ~Lindsey Graham

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« Reply #68 on: April 01, 2022, 10:31:24 AM »
Son

Daddy, there is a man at the door with a bald head !

Father

Tell him I have already got one !
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« Reply #69 on: April 04, 2022, 11:14:41 PM »
Inadvertent humor from Hallmark:

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The day Richard Nixon failed to answer that subpoena is the day he was subject to impeachment because he took the power from Congress over the impeachment process away from Congress, and he became the judge and jury." ~Lindsey Graham

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« Reply #70 on: April 07, 2022, 12:16:05 PM »
Har!  And, wow. 
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« Reply #71 on: April 08, 2022, 02:49:11 PM »
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The day Richard Nixon failed to answer that subpoena is the day he was subject to impeachment because he took the power from Congress over the impeachment process away from Congress, and he became the judge and jury." ~Lindsey Graham

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« Reply #72 on: April 16, 2022, 09:19:05 PM »
https://archive.ph/ilgsW


For Gilbert Gottfried, no joke was "too soon."

RIP AFLAC duck!

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« Reply #73 on: June 06, 2022, 07:44:28 PM »
A woman was arrested for attacking her husband with several of his guitars.

The judge asked, "first offender?"

She replied, "No, first a Gibson, second a Fender."
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« Reply #74 on: July 12, 2022, 12:33:34 PM »
I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any.
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