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Oilyboyd

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Re: Comedy
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2018, 01:57:54 PM »

Doctor doctor! I broke my arm in three places. What should I do?

Stay out of those places!
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Rodney Dangerfield
« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2018, 11:50:27 AM »

I tell ya since i'm a kid women always gave me a hard time. My mother never breast fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.  Are you kiddin? My mother had morning sickness AFTER i was born.
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Re: Comedy
« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2018, 07:24:39 PM »

Hello,  you've reached the Incontinence Hotline.   Can you hold,  please?
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Oilyboyd

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Re: Comedy
« Reply #19 on: November 13, 2018, 01:06:36 PM »

Sent to me from friend in Bristol UK....
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