So your post wasnt a paste from elsewhere? Then why did you say Chappelle said the thing about alphabet people?
So, straight up
1. Are you gay or bisexual or otherwise claiming membership in the aforementioned group? Or are you just where the drunkards roll?
2. What is the source of "the poster child for alphabet people" ? -- which certainly sounds derogatory to me.
3. What does Dave Chappelle have to do with any of this?