In Bruges, Aux Hasard Balthazar, and The Third Man, are the three worst movies ever made. Not one funny or interesting line of dialog, not one memorable performance, and the photography in each was what you'd expect from a slow twelve year old with a camcorder. I would rather be strapped to a chair with my eyelids taped open to watch PeeWee's Big Adventure a hundred times than see any of those cinematic dumpster fires again.
now we wait...