Kid won't read it. He's keeping his twat lubricated for Donnie's next visit.
Red will read it and then pretend all the facts contained therein don't exist. All those GOP spending sprees and recessions never happened.
Bambi will read it with an open mind, but then forget about it when Radio Host parts the clouds and speaks unto him. He will continue to avoid the extreme dangers of volunteering in soup kitchens.