Hello Kitty franchise now offers new Hello Kitten line for the very young and pregnant.
BTW, anyone reflecting on the implications of a ten year old being able to get pregnant? This trend has been predicted for years, as endocrine disruptor chemicals are saturating the environment and inducing abnormally early puberty. Since fertility usually takes another year or so, after first signs of puberty, this would strongly suggest the Ohio girl was starting puberty at nine. The average is around twelve, which is already a year earlier than it was in the sixties.
As for the perpetrator, I would be willing to set aside my usual death penalty objections.
Good lord.