Liz Truss or a head of lettuce?
Which will wilt first?
Truss wins!
45 days in office, the shortest PM term since the Duke of Wellington in the 1830s. The current UK economy is what happens when you let conservatives run your country for a dozen years.
Edit: after seeing Truss called the shortest serving PM in British history I looked a bit beyond looking at a Wikipedia list. It appears the Iron Dukes second PM stint was as a place holder for three weeks while the person appointed returned from abroad. That person was Robert Peel who was the PM when the potato famine hit, which has always kind of amused me.